Polyester boy

Song parody of Polyester Girl by Regurgitator

All I want you to say is nothing at all
And all I want you to do is stare at the wall
I love your plastic hair and plastic eyes
Marvel at your latex balls and latex hog
My polyester boy
So shiny
Polyester boy
So shiny
Polyester boy
So shiny
Polyester boy
So shiny
You're the perfect girl's accessory
Dangling from my arm for of the pretty people to see
Girl's with sassy pouts and perky glee
Great for backstage and entertainment award ceremonies
My polyester boy
So shiny
Polyester boy
So shiny
Polyester boy
So shiny
Polyester boy
So shiny
Took you for a ride up in an aeroplane
But your body burst and left an ugly stain
Had to take your pieces back to the factory
It took them several weeks to get you back to me
My polyester boy
So shiny
Polyester boy
So shiny
Polyester boy
So shiny
Polyester boy
So shiny
Polyester boy
he's my polyester boy
Shiniest in all the world
he's my polyester boy
Shiniest in all the world
he's my polyester boy
Shiniest in all the world

Written by: Jitters

Submitted on: March 17, 2021

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