The quadratic formula

Song parody of The Gambler by Kenny Rogers

 
On a cold winters morn
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
On a bus bound for high school
Mr scofield started teaching
I was way too tired to work
But one thing stood out to me
It was something really grand
With my pencil in my hand
 
And mr scofield said
The quadratic formula
Is really quite easy
Just listen to my words
And it'll all come to your heart
And I'll show you the basics
For two hours of your time
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
You gotta anaylyze your problem
Find a and b and c then plug it all into
The quadratic formula
X equals b but dont forget that b is negative
Plus or minus the square root of b squared
Minus 4 times ac yeah that's how it goes
Don't forget to put it all, over 2a
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
And finally once your done you split and solve the rest
I honestly swear to goodness that this way is the best

Written by: Daniel Sullivan

Submitted on: December 08, 2022

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