| I threw some vegimite in the well |
| Don't ask me I'll never spell |
| I looked at a kangaroo as it fell |
| And then it hopped away |
| I'd trade my sausage for a dish |
| Dollars and cents for a wish |
| I wasn't looking for this |
| But now its Australia day |
| Your plane was boarding |
| Short speedos, skin was showin' |
| Hot day, wind was blowin' |
| Welcome to australia baby! |
| Hey, I just met you and my neighbors crazy |
| He had a barbecue on a Wednesday |
| It's hard to look right at him because hes crazy |
| Please help me, I'm stuck here baby |
| Hey I just realised I'm also crazy |
| So heres my number but dont call me, I'm lazy |
| And all the other boys try to move in with me |
| But I live in here, so call me Australian |
| You took your lime with the call |
| I took no time with the ball |
| You gave me a sandwich and all |
| But a seagull took it away |
| All the prices are a steal |
| At first sight and it's kinda real |
| I ate my chips and I feel |
| Like we should go to the bay |
| Your plane was boarding |
| Short speedos, skin was showin' |
| Hot day, wind was blowin' |
| Now your stuck in australia baby! |
| Hey, I just met you and mcdonalds is lazy |
| Their ice-cream machines broken, and my visions gone hazy |
| Maybe its from all that booze, or that annoying baby |
| That I had to babysit, yeah australias crazy |
| Hey I just met you, but ill share my fries |
| But now they are all gone, and you tell me lies |
| Where the actual fuck did you put my fries |
| You ate them all? Yeah now you dies |
| Before you ate all of my fries |
| I missed your hotdogs |
| I missed your toasties |
| I missed them so so bad |
| Before you ate all of my fries |
| I missed your fish and chips |
| And you better know that |
| Eating my fries was bad |
| It's hard to look right at you traitor |
| But as revenge, ill feed you to an alligator |
| Hey, I just met you and you are crazy |
| I'm going on a cruise, away from here, baby |
| And ill see the opera house, and eat donuts that are glazy |
| Climb the Harbour Bridge? Yeah ill do it maybe |
| If you haven't eaten my fries |
| You could have seen kangaroos |
| And been on my cruise |
| But you just told me lies |
| Before you ate all of my fries |
| I was eating a popsicle |
| Your just an obstical |
| Let me eat my vegimite |
So Call Me Australian
Song parody of Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen
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Written by: Aussie Kangaroo m8
Submitted on: November 28, 2022
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