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Land Man
by PAINT!
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I'm a land man,
I'm no Toucan Sam man
in some guitar jam band
Or a crustacean.
I'm just a land man.
I don't need no surf,
I don't need no sand.
I don't smell that seaweed cause
I'm not a fan.
I'm just a land man.
Everybody scoffs at me..
they just don't believe me
no less than seven miles from the sea.
I don't need no waves,
boogie board in hand,
don't wear no sunscreen squeezed
from a can.
Cause I'm a land man.
See, I'm a land man.
He's just a land man,
she's just a land wo-man.
I'm a land man,
I'm no Toucan Sam man
in some guitar jam band
Or a crustacean.
I'm just a land man.
I don't need no surf,
I don't need no sand.
I don't smell that seaweed cause
I'm not a fan.
I'm just a land man.
Everybody scoffs at me..
they just don't believe me
no less than seven miles from the sea.
I don't need no waves,
boogie board in hand,
don't wear no sunscreen squeezed
from a can.
Cause I'm a land man.
See, I'm a land man.
He's just a land man,
she's just a land wo-man.