I'm a land man, I'm no Toucan Sam man in some guitar jam band Or a crustacean. I'm just a land man. I don't need no surf, I don't need no sand. I don't smell that seaweed cause I'm not a fan. I'm just a land man. Everybody scoffs at me.. they just don't believe me no less than seven miles from the sea. I don't need no waves, boogie board in hand, don't wear no sunscreen squeezed from a can. Cause I'm a land man. See, I'm a land man. He's just a land man, she's just a land wo-man.