Brand Loyal

I can't remember the last time I bought a different brand of tin foil Got a cordless vacuum with the points I earned from my credit card rewards program I won't give out my email and zip code willy-nilly But I'll purchase again and again and again and again from a company that I believe in I'm loyal, I'm brand loyal I stick to what I know from detergent to olive oil, see I'm loyal Oh, so loyal Don't try me with some new brand 'cause frankly I'll ignore you At the time I bought my Blundstones I thought they were too expensive but a decade later I'm like good investment Puma socks on my feet that I buy in bulk at Costco While I'm there I make sure to grab a case of Kirkland golf balls Warby Parker on my mother fuckin' face Metamucil coursing through my fuckin' veins Every day I wash my hair with Tresemmé, towel off, then trim my beard and balls with Phillips razor blades Unless it's an Esso don't fill my Toyota Only make a parfait with Activia yogurt If I'm thirsty at your barbeque a Heineken to quench it Throw my hot dog at your nephew if the mustard isn't French's I can't remember the last time I bought a different brand of tin foil Got a cordless vacuum with the points I earned from my credit card rewards program I won't give out my email and zip code willy-nilly But I'll purchase again and again and again and again from a company that I believe in I'm loyal, I'm brand loyal Exclusively wore Huggies back when I was in a stroller I'm loyal Oh, so loyal Don't try me with some new brand 'cause frankly I'll ignore you If it ain't broke don't fix it If it ain't Coke don't drink it I do my due diligence as a consumer I'll research your brand on my Apple computer I won't place an order before I make sure corporations are socially responsible Like, what are your values? And what's your purpose? Are your sustainable efforts help saving a helpless porpoise? Do you seriously care about porpoises or are you just saving these porpoises to get the credit? And I gotta know if your founder is antisemitic So, my toque is Roots Sunscreen Neutrogena Travel mug Contigo Shoehorn IKEA Durex is effective Girlfriend has never been pregnant I have peace of mind during our weekly sex but when I'm in the doghouse make love in Kleenex I can't remember the last time I bought a different brand of tin foil Got a cordless vacuum with the points I earned from my credit card rewards program I won't give out my email and zip code willy-nilly But I'll purchase again and again and again and again from a company that I believe in I'm loyal, I'm brand loyal Marinate in Ziploc bags to ensure chicken breasts don't spoil I'm loyal Oh, so loyal Don't try me with some new brand 'cause frankly I'll ignore you