Our Disease

Our disease, our disease Our disease, our disease Our disease, our disease Is scurvy, scurvy, scurvy Scu, scurvy Which is a lack of vitamin C disease That occurs when your body gets no citrus It killed a bunch of old-timey sailors, argh Complications caused my scurvy may affect Your teeth Your skin Your teeth Your blood cells Teeth And bones Among others Scurvy can be difficult to diagnose Because its symptoms often those of Other ailments The most distinctive sign of scurvy is A really bad case of Gum disease Which occurs in many But not all cases Of scurvy Scurvy Scurvy Scu Scurvy Our disease, our disease Our disease, our disease Our disease, our disease Is fasciolosis Fasciolosis Which is a condition caused by an infection From a parasitic flatworm It's a microscopic foe It's a tiny little bug Found in watercress, my friends That's a slightly bitter green Which my father really loved A watercress fanatic He ate it by the bushel Oh, our disease will make your tummy burn like lava Also, my father had diarrhea Delia told me all about his diarrhea They laugh Daddy was in pain Agonizing pain His hiney wasn't well Itchy and unwell People need to know What could be squirming inside their food So our disease is fasciolosis Fasciolosis And now we'll take that A Our disease, our disease Our disease, our disease Is my disease My disease Which is an incredibly rare Genetic disorder In which several signs of aging Are manifested at a very early age Some symptoms may include Uh-oh Wrinkled skin, stiff joints, hip dislocation Wah-wah Atherosclerosis This was a- Molecular degeneration -terrible idea! Hypertension Look at how they're looking at me Presbycusis Like I'm a slide, I'm a chart I'm a freak on display Cardiac issues Exhibit A And general failure to Well, what about exhibit B? You wanna know what I see? Your disease is a bad case of adolescence Accompanied by anxiety Peer pressure Bruised egos And an over-concern about a science grade About football games About who's getting laid Who's got a zit Who's doing what Who gives a shit?! Your disease is a tough one, that's for sure Getting older is my affliction Getting older is your cure Getting older is your cure But for me, there is no cure Few people with my disease Live longer than sixteen years And- I just turned sixteen! So happy birthday! My disease! Oh my, my, my, oh, my disease! An incredibly rare genetic- Hotcha! Disorder! Pew!