Master Witch

This is a work of fiction Names, characters, businesses, events, and incidents are the products of the author's Imagination Any resemblance to actual person, living or dead, or actual events, is purely Coincidental This is a Shockocracy, this is satire, but Not Sees are real It's not hard To be a bard on four strings It's really not hard To be a bard On four strings What's hard Is being heard as a bard Who has something nice to sing But just can't sing the thing That's what's hard To be the kind of Bard That would like to sing the nice thing I'd prefer to sing the nice thing Yes I would That'd be good Yes I would That would be oh so good So why am I stuck Why am I stuck Why am I stuck in the gateway between Heaven and Hell Why am I stuck at the Gate, always riding the fence Why can't I commence The next part of the story I don't know the answer Do you know yours? Of course I know you're Listening with a heart to your own life I do that too when I listen to music That's why I'm doing this for you And a little bit for me That's why I'm doing this for you That's why I'm doing this for me Can you see? I'm just like you You hear my out of tune Muse You hear its dark views You see the Lightning in its eyes You see the angel wings but those are talons This isn't talent, it's talons The talons of a Dark Eagle A dark eagle looking over the landscape A shadow moving over the ground A dark eagle looking for pray, but preying on none A dark eagle just looking at what's happening on the ground From up above the Earth A dark eagle just looking at the ground To see if someone needs help Could anybody else out there need some help? Maybe so Help those you can And the others you have to let go You have to let them go Because they need their freedom They need their independence They can't be dependent upon you, that's right They need their freedom So they can grow the F up You've grow Furies up your whole life Why can't one of them be your brother You forgive everyone else but your brother It's time maybe for you to grow up, Doctor Deer My name is Azrael And I've been watching this shit-show I don't understand what's happening here You got Cain and Abel This is an old story, friends Aren't we past nursery school? Let's settle the matter You have a recording of your brother renouncing his inheritance That's legal to do in the State of New Jersey, of course it is, that's right You're the master spellcaster on Earth You've researched magic right alongside psychology It was the topic of your dissertation And your post-doctoral studies on hypnosis, and influence and the truth And you're worried about him? Because of a mistake he made Him? This guy I'm sorry, but in 700,000 years I've never seen anything quite like this Not since Cain and Abel Why is this family so dramatic? Wait a minute, they're Juice Wait a minute Oh Joo on Joo crime A jealousy crime Oh yeah we wrote this shit in Genesis when we wrote books back then And were the first storytellers of such things on earth Well, kind of, OK not really That's a privileged view The oral traditions of Africa were even deeper than those of the Middle East And China already had sophisticated technological empires Of course they did, as did Egypt And then there were the Atlantians but let's not talk about those Because we think that those were fake And then let's not about the Jain before the Buddhists Who tracked 50,000 years of saints Saints who taught kindness Saints who taught letting go Saints who taught how to be brothers with a murderer Even if he's probably gonna be your murderer Yeah well, maybe not, if you let him go So let your murderer go, that's the thing Let your murderer go, that's what Azrael will sing No, I'm not a demon from Hell Why do you believe in Hell Even Joos don't believe in hell if you're religious There's just the place of darkness We call it Sheol The place of darkness It's namelessness It's namelessness And if I call you my murderer, then you're famous forever Especially if you never murder me You never murder me Well then you'll be famous and rich, I guess, forever Maybe you'll become a nicer person You'll probably never go to jail I expect you'll have me dead before that I know how much you just wanted to win What you did to Mom was horrible How could you do that to our Mom Unless she humiliated you, by your lack of success Humiliated you, on every phone call That's why I didn't call her but every two weeks Yet you called her every day And I'm telling you that was a mistake Sometimes you have to grow the Fury up my brother And stop calling, my brother, our mother Who is total care Our mother, who knows a righteous Angel she raised Our mother, who wants me to be your brother again This is where I sing upon a Wing This is where I rise above your eyes This is where I fly into the Sky And you wonder why He's flying so High This is where I rise into the Skies This is where I wing a Truth to sing The Truth I bring before your eyes will rise And it's not even Biblical I'm letting him go as an act of Grace Imagine a Serpent showing Grace That's how it feels to him I call Baal Master, what do You have me here for I've been sleeping It's very tiresome and depressing in the Pit I'm waiting on new entries today And I've had nothing to eat today In fact, I would like to find something to eat soon I might eat You, Master, if You're not careful I might You eat, Master, I might eat You Unless you have a meal with me, Master Unless you have a meal with me, Master, soon Baal, Baal, how you doin' It's nice to see you again Baal, Baal, how you doin' Listen it's just Me, Shockocracy's gate guy I have to ask you for a favor What is it Master Listen, you gotta stop callin' Me that Just because I command a regiment of angels that are angry because people lie Doesn't mean I'm all that Baal, I'm askin' you a question Could you kind of channel somebody for me It's the only man on Earth who I'm afraid of as a victim, you see Master, just tell me who you want to channel And I'll hold open Shockocracy's gate But you have to follow the rules if I channel him You have to issue his rights, because Honor Thy Father And Mother You oath-keeping angel Honor Thy Father And Mother And the Mother needs you to honor him Even if he tried to kill her, you have to honor him Baal Yes, master I have to remind you that even though I'm a neutral angel, you're hellspawn And you don't understand the Commandments like people who don't live in Hell Honor Thy Father and Mother doesn't apply to their murderers at all Their murderers have no standing in the Ten Commandments because they violated all Ten Oh, well you're getting me on a technicality, Master I'm sorry, I assumed we were dealing with non-Commandment breakers Well this is why my favorite magical spell that i teach the humans is No, no, no, no Go out of tune on purpose and say No Go out of tune on purpose and say No Just do it in one cut, and say No The greatest weapon on Earth is No The greatest weapon on Earth is No Or it should be, it should be It should be the greatest weapon on Earth The First Amendment protects No The First Amendment protects No And it protects me as an angel of the First Amendment Because I'm the Reverend Dr. Shipon I've been ordained for a couple years The Reverend Dr. Shipon, it's not that hard to do And all of my things since 2018 are protected under Freedom of Religion Ultimate absolvable Don't care who you are Ultimate absolvable is me Self-legitimizing entity Who only affiliates with the righteous I choose my patients that way Even if they're on some sort of reform I only choose the ones who are repentant I only choose the ones who are remorseful Forgiven is you Forgiven is you You little pussycat, forgiven is you But as for your wife, I have nothin' to do with pork that grows in Pennsylvania I know she's from Jersey These are the slavery chords I was taught by my grandmother The things she whispered in my ear She taught me melodies that were