Cook It Up

Cook it up Spooky Salute Look Zoop, well hook it up Shoop the local Wendy Cooper loopy Low brow, low brim She asked me, "What's the name?" I flashed the grossest fangs in show biz Jumped out where it's open: "What's yours?" "Um, Jenny, um..." 5 o'clock with the ten-penny sum Sprung colassal miss, may I process your Pentium? But ae is hesitating "My princess The pigeon holing roles that your predecessor's lunacy in the kismet" Her eyes googled back "?that want to fortune to? breed plus a new kink in the posture "Just don't get all barnacley Get P.T. Barnumed in 3D THX sound stereo dismissal Sorry hun, it's just the last ?group? was a fistful Like them girls you bump into like dumb luck get high in the city kiss once when she's punch drunk Watch her misinterpret the moment tongues touch Crazy mc-clingalot claim instant one love And you've gotta beg your friends to take 'em off your hands like thumbcuffs Or them barbies you'll vibe for a sexy second (love you) Give 'em a month Hyde Hekyl to Jekyl and she makes Hitler look cuddly But Jenny in the sky with emerald eyes You're so different so delicious so ?de fish? I'd be willing to walk the limb with So let's just get a few things out the way: (okay) I'm clinically bonkers and just about everyone god's great earth offers I won't be getting dressed up to impress your family dear And if I can't wear jeans and sneakers then I won't be lamping there Nope, aggro-pimp, sinfully, clinically ?novel,? back it up no-diggity soldier Magic-touch fingertip donor Own up to your dirty debutant animalistic instincts ritual courting dance and breeding behaviour" (like what?) "I dream of Jeannie and fucking her obsecenly But Jeannie could be Jenny so easily if you'd let me Hell, the bad-tac daddy-o Merlin-- 'e' for effort Most of these high-post Fabio world motherfucks make my head hurt Dead up-- I got death in the skull but you'll get used to it ma Dinner and cinema, yes, just cough the bread up Sure, he schleps with naked pockets but I carry dreams Like I want to be an anstronaut after you marry me" (WHAAAAT???) "You're rushing this I feel smothered it's crowding me awfully, dolly I love you, Get the fuck off me! Sorry." (Call me) And I'm circling her like a tiger shark frenzied but friendly "I'm cool, how you feeling Jenny?" (Jenny) Jenny (Jenny) Jenny "So quiet, oh I like that, so mysterious, I dig it The way you haven't made eye contact with me once in ten minutes I'm just saying girl, I'm dirty-dog raw vintage mixed with mega-low society Mister gutter-fuck ?head? if you try me So there it is, game. I mean it's not like I'm sweating you because when it comes down to it, most of y'all females are the same But now it's your turn baby, spit it out" "Okay" She punched me dead in the fuckin mouth and walked away Watch out ladies cause you know he don't love ya Bazookatooth is one bad motherfucker He's a low life pimp with a low life game He needs a no life dame with a strobe light frame Cook it up now.. No ring on the finger There ain't no strings attached But if you love television and manic depression Get a carton of cigarettes And we can make it happen Get your mac in Just leave your bag up on my curb with the trashcan ?Pretend? like I seen you in maxim ?Relax with the tap dance? Lights, camera, action cook it up now..