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If I Could Only Flag Her Down

by ZZ Top

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I don't need her money I don't need a ride I got enough connections I don't need a piece of her hide I just want to please her I just want to squeeze her I just want to crash her I just want to trash her If I could only flag her down If I could only flag her down Well, it's not because of her beauty And her brand new low cut blouse. It's not because she's so snooty Or a fine famed millionaire. It's not 'cause she's in motion In a brand new Cadillac car It's not because of her lotion She's a real sweet candy bar I just want to meet her I just want to squeeze her I just want to crash her I just want to trash her If I could only flag her down! If I could only flag her down!

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