Song parody of
Don't Abort That Baby
by The Dead Milkmen
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Let's do something loud, fast and with absolutely no redeeming
Qualities.
One, yeah!
One, yeah!
One, yeah!
Yeah
That was your cue.
[Chorus]
Don't abort that baby, that would be no fun,
Let the baby grow up, you can kill it when it's twenty-one.
Don't abort that baby, allow it to live,
Think of all the fun that little kid could give.
If it is a boy, you can shred its teddy bear.
If it is a girl, you can shave off all its hair.
Teach it obscene words when it's learning how to talk,
Get it fuckin' drunk when it's learning how to walk.
[Chorus]
Before it goes to bed at night take away its breath,
Tell it that the boogie man will clobber it to death.
Don't let it take a shower so its friends will not come near,
Then start a nasty rumor that your little kid is queer.
It doesn't really matter cause soon there'll be a war,
That's all we really need those little bastards for.
[Chorus]
Let's do something loud, fast and with absolutely no redeeming
Qualities.
One, yeah!
One, yeah!
One, yeah!
Yeah
That was your cue.
[Chorus]
Don't abort that baby, that would be no fun,
Let the baby grow up, you can kill it when it's twenty-one.
Don't abort that baby, allow it to live,
Think of all the fun that little kid could give.
If it is a boy, you can shred its teddy bear.
If it is a girl, you can shave off all its hair.
Teach it obscene words when it's learning how to talk,
Get it fuckin' drunk when it's learning how to walk.
[Chorus]
Before it goes to bed at night take away its breath,
Tell it that the boogie man will clobber it to death.
Don't let it take a shower so its friends will not come near,
Then start a nasty rumor that your little kid is queer.
It doesn't really matter cause soon there'll be a war,
That's all we really need those little bastards for.
[Chorus]
