Uptown Haters (Skit)

hmmmm.. hmmm hmm hmm hmmm.. (hmming continues) (phone rings) hello hey wats up man? big rave goin on tonight and u rollin wit me? matthew? there are no raves in jamaica matthew, what are u talkin about? naa they carrying dis guy from a biza, man a guy from a biza? yea, it gonna be it gonn be off da hook matthew... (laughs) the last time u guys try to get me to a to a rave, i ended up at some (dancehall event) no this time.. theres glowsticks, it gonn be off the hook, the works uhhh...matthew matthew, the last time u spoke to me about a rave it was dancehall it was sean paul no, theres very hot girls in cages though u no, but its not dutty?, dutty eh some rubbish on the stage, jumpin up and down. and it was total foolishness its not wat u thinkin sharky u kno i'm not into dancehall no, but sharky, this time.. i really... i really wish u would not try to trick me to goin to dese dancehall events wit u guys i'm not tryin to trick you.. sh-- its cause i'm not into de dance hall its and u kno i believe dance hall is rubbish right? its n-- its a rave rubbish i'm not going to allow u to fool me shark, ur not hearing me, its rave! into gettin me to go to a dancehall event no.. (sighs) there's no more of me going to dancehall events! this is every-- everyting u.. there are no raves, u're not going to fool me this is everything u like again, ever all right? no more! it's rubbish!