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Heaven Application
by Percy Miracles
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You 'bout to die, ain't ya?
Near death?
Well did you know, 4 out of every 7 applications to heaven are denied due to poor credit history?
Call us, and we will help you fix them ugly scores
Call Southfield & Moore for a free consultation and don't end up like my lazy nephew
I was knock, knockin' on heaven's door (knockin' on it)
And then they asked me for my credit score (whoa, my God)
To filter out the bad humans
They use your Equifax and Trans-Union
So much paper work and I'm so tired (so tired)
I had to submit it without a co-signer (co-sign)
Hopin' I listed the right references
And that they overlook my college recklessness (I was young)
It was really a mess
Submittin' fingerprints to prove no identity theft (yes, I did)
I got dinged for my city address
Had to list my work history and any arrests (hell naw)
I expected more character tests and less of this
Don't be like me, get your credit fixed (fixed)
Held on til' 102
I died still under review
Get your credit fixed (fixed)
When you look back on your life
And you're seeking Salvation (Salvation)
Don't miss out on your glory
'Cause you missed a few payments (few payments)
Call Southfield & Moore
To fix your ugly scores (Southfield & Moore, we're gonna get you right)
To fix your ugly scores
You 'bout to die, ain't ya?
Near death?
Well did you know, 4 out of every 7 applications to heaven are denied due to poor credit history?
Call us, and we will help you fix them ugly scores
Call Southfield & Moore for a free consultation and don't end up like my lazy nephew
I was knock, knockin' on heaven's door (knockin' on it)
And then they asked me for my credit score (whoa, my God)
To filter out the bad humans
They use your Equifax and Trans-Union
So much paper work and I'm so tired (so tired)
I had to submit it without a co-signer (co-sign)
Hopin' I listed the right references
And that they overlook my college recklessness (I was young)
It was really a mess
Submittin' fingerprints to prove no identity theft (yes, I did)
I got dinged for my city address
Had to list my work history and any arrests (hell naw)
I expected more character tests and less of this
Don't be like me, get your credit fixed (fixed)
Held on til' 102
I died still under review
Get your credit fixed (fixed)
When you look back on your life
And you're seeking Salvation (Salvation)
Don't miss out on your glory
'Cause you missed a few payments (few payments)
Call Southfield & Moore
To fix your ugly scores (Southfield & Moore, we're gonna get you right)
To fix your ugly scores
