99 Problems BC

Yo check this out I got a hoe from the East, I got a hoe from the West Got a hoe who likes to jerk it off and rub it in a chest I got a bitch from the North, I got a bitch from the South I got a bitch who like to suck it long and hold it in her mouth I got a bitch with air, a bitch with none A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun A bitch with an ass big as a TV set And there’s a bitch over there Hey, the one I’m gonna get or maybe not She might not like me, though No sweat to a vet, I rock her sister, though Or I rock the whole damn heard Fuck them all and leave them on a curb I got a bitch with a mink, who likes a fat gold ling Who likes to fuck me with an ass upon the kitchen sink I got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass A bitch with none, but hey, I give her a pass, and I love them all I love them crazily, and they love me back That’s why they stay with me So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son I got 99 problems and the bitch ain’t one Hit me 99 problems and the bitch ain’t one If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and the bitch ain’t one I got a bitch this old, a bitch this new A bitch who loves velvet and the colours blue I got a bitch this fat, a bitch this built A bitch who all the titties give powder milk I got a bitch who’s funny, a bitch who ain’t A bitch who can sing, a bitch who can’t I got a bitch who loves fucking on an airplane I even got a bitch who have soul train I got a bitch who owns rock top bands, long ends I got a bitch who’s broke as a plum But she’s the most fun I got a bitch who plays piano, a bitch who don’t A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who won’t A bitch who’s short, a bitch who’s tall A bitch who burns my phone and probably calls And I love them all, I love them crazily And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son I got 99 problems and the bitch ain’t one Hit me 99 problems and the bitch ain’t one If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and the bitch ain’t one I got a bitch who loves the G She’ll fuck you right after she fucks me I got a bitch who loves boats I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes I got a bitch that’s fast, a bitch who’s slow A bitch that’s a virgin, and a bitch that’s a hoe A bitch that lies, a bitch that’s true A bitch who’s a man, because your bitch is too I got a bitch this cool, a bitch this hot A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock A bitch who’s lost, and one who knows where is at She gets up on me and purrs like a cat I got a bitch that runs, a bitch that walks A bitch she yells, a bitch she talks A bitch this dirty, a bitch this mean A super fine bitch that I knocked at the swap me Then I love them all, I love them crazily And they love me back, that’s why they stay with me So if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you, son I got 99 problems and the bitch ain’t one Hit me 99 problems and the bitch ain’t one If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems and the bitch ain’t one