Song parody of
How Come You're Not Here
by P!nk
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Where have you been
Where have you gone
And have I done something wrong
You're the tooth fairy
You're like Santa Claus
You're like white noise
When I want my favorite song
Just come on back
And come on home
It ain't super smart to leave me alone
Light a flare, pick up the phone
I'm like a stoner babe without my bong
Are you hiding in the closet
Are you underneath the bed
Did you go for a long walk off a short pier
How come you're not here
Should I worry you've been bitten
Or somebody got you high
Quick come back
Or I might just die
How come you're not here
I've heard some rumors
About another girl
I heard she's cute
But she stores nuts like a squirrel
And that's all cool
I'll wait right here
'Til you get bored
And she gets carded for beer
I'm the one
I'm just that slick
You won't find better
I'm honey dipped
There ain't a thing
That's fake on me
I miss you baby
Come home to me
Are you hiding in the closet
Are you underneath the bed
Did you go for a long walk off a short pier
How come you're not here
Should I worry you've been bitten
Or somebody got you high
Quick come back
Or I might just die
How come you're not here
Has anyone seen
Has anyone seen
Has anyone seen why he's hiding from me
Can anyone see
Can anyone see
Can anyone see let's play hide and seek
Are you hiding in the closet
Are you underneath the bed
Did you go for a long walk off a short pier
How Come You're Not Here
Should I worry you've been bitten
Or somebody got you high
Quick come back
Or I might just die
Quick come back
Or I might just die.
Where have you been
Where have you gone
And have I done something wrong
You're the tooth fairy
You're like Santa Claus
You're like white noise
When I want my favorite song
Just come on back
And come on home
It ain't super smart to leave me alone
Light a flare, pick up the phone
I'm like a stoner babe without my bong
Are you hiding in the closet
Are you underneath the bed
Did you go for a long walk off a short pier
How come you're not here
Should I worry you've been bitten
Or somebody got you high
Quick come back
Or I might just die
How come you're not here
I've heard some rumors
About another girl
I heard she's cute
But she stores nuts like a squirrel
And that's all cool
I'll wait right here
'Til you get bored
And she gets carded for beer
I'm the one
I'm just that slick
You won't find better
I'm honey dipped
There ain't a thing
That's fake on me
I miss you baby
Come home to me
Are you hiding in the closet
Are you underneath the bed
Did you go for a long walk off a short pier
How come you're not here
Should I worry you've been bitten
Or somebody got you high
Quick come back
Or I might just die
How come you're not here
Has anyone seen
Has anyone seen
Has anyone seen why he's hiding from me
Can anyone see
Can anyone see
Can anyone see let's play hide and seek
Are you hiding in the closet
Are you underneath the bed
Did you go for a long walk off a short pier
How Come You're Not Here
Should I worry you've been bitten
Or somebody got you high
Quick come back
Or I might just die
Quick come back
Or I might just die.
