Banana Split For My Baby

Banana split for my baby A glass of plain water for me Banana split for my baby A glass of plain water for me Dispenser Man, if you please Serve my chick a mess of calories Banana split for my baby A glass of plain water for me Flip back the lid Scoop everything in sight Make it a rainbow of red, brown and white Chocolate chip and everything that's nice Tutti frutti once and spumoni twice Banana split for my baby And a glass of plain water for me Spray the whipped cream for at least an hour Pile it as high as the Eiffel Tower Load it with nuts, about sixteen tons Top it with a pizza just for fun Banana split for my baby And a glass of plain water for me Banana split for my baby A glass of plain water for me Banana split for my baby A glass of plain water for me Stack her up with crazy goo That's the stuff she likes to wade right through Banana split for my baby A glass of plain water for me Now add the cherries The kind she loves to munch Skip one banana Use the whole darn bunch Drown it with fudge Six or seven cans Give her two spoons She'll eat it with both hands Banana split for my baby And a glass of plain water for me Separate checks, it must be Charge the split to her The water to me Oh the banana split's for my baby And the glass of plain water's for me Ain't got no money The glass of plain water's for me