Cha-Ching

It started on the Real World A hot tub full of hot girls Grindin' every frat boy and freak Line up all the Idols Who paint on phony smiles Tryin' to ride the fast track for free Who's the Biggest Looser I watched the 'Biggest Loser' Bigger ratings for MTV All the sole Survivors Still stranded on the island Lying through their teeth for money So everybody dance! Everybody sing! If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Yeah we can swing it Cha-Ching When you take off all your clothes, When you strike a Playboy pose If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Then you gotta bring it Cha-Ching Every body stop and stare Kardashian asses every where If you missed it watch T-M-Z Pretending to be (bleeped out) The dealers playing all of them While Flavor Flave get fucked up for free Guess who's been livin' large It's mini me the porn star Google it I think you'll agree And all the hotties on the Hills Just getting rich and making deals (mills') While you and I are watchin' TV So everybody dance! Everybody sing! If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Yeah we can swing it Cha-Ching We take off all your clothes, we strike a Play Boy pose If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Then you gotta bring it Cha-Ching The all American dream Is getting fifteen for free The all American dream is so skin deep It started on the Real World A hot tub full of hot girls Grinding every frat boy and fake So everybody dance! Everybody sing! If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Yeah we can swing it Cha-Ching We take off all your clothes, we strike a Play Boy pose If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Then you gotta bring it Cha-Ching So everybody dance! Everybody sing! If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Yeah we can swing it Cha-Ching We take off all your clothes, we strike a Play Boy pose If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star Then you gotta bring it Cha-Ching So hurry turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes It's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on (Cha-Ching) So hurry turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes It's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on (Cha-Ching)