Let's Call the Whole Thing Off

Things have come to a pretty pass Our romance is growing flat Cause you like this and the other While I go for this and that Goodness knows what the end will be Oh, I don't know where I'm at It looks as if we two will never be one Something must be done You say eether and I say eyether You say neether and I say nyther Eether, eyether, neether, nyther Let's call the whole thing off! You like potato and I like potahto You like tomato and I like tomahto Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto! Let's call the whole thing off! But oh! If we call the whole thing off Then we must part And oh! If we ever part Then that might break my heart! So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas For we know we need each other So we better call the calling off off Let's call the whole thing off! You say laughter and I say lawfter You say after and I say awfter Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter Let's call the whole thing off! You like Havanna, and I like Havona You eat banana, and I eat banohna Havanna, Havona, banana, banohna! Let's call the whole thing off! But oh! If we call the whole thing off Then we must part And oh! If we ever part Then that might break my heart! So, if you like for oysters and I like for ersters I'll take oysters and give up the ersters For we know we need each other So we better call the calling off off! Let's call the whole thing off!