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Playmate

by Armand Van Helden

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Out of work and I'm ready to play I grind to the man each and every day I call my playmate to calculate He wants to talk and penetrate at eight I'm juicy yes, yes I want to ride He's up in my door inside my bedside Pull to the back on my tippy toes I rock a pearl neck like Jackie O. Up in the club with your big peanut I might play games, I might like smut You don't know, no man ho So let me tell you Romeos Once you play with the cottontail This fairy tale you gotta derail 'Cause I'm not big on pillow talk So walk the talk when your hours are clocked I can't listen to what you say, I don't care anymore But if you shut up and stay, then I might dare you to play I can't listen to what you say, I don't care anymore But if you shut up and stay, then I might dare you to play I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't listen to what you say, I don't care anymore But if you shut up and stay, then I might dare you to play I don't play love fair, let me make it clear I get what I want and I'm so sincere I'm the boldest bitch and a little brass I'm kinda flashy with my sassy ass If there's a chance that you romance this cottontail in a circumstance I'll be your weekend girl and weekend away If you feel that way you can runaway I'll let you know most like me know 'Cause I run the other way of cupid's bow I don't make time 'cause I hustle and grind I'm not unkind but a one track mind I must say I must say I must say I must say I must say I must say I must say I must say I must say I must say I must say I must say I can't listen to what you say, I don't care anymore But if you shut up and stay, then I might dare you to play I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't

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