Anthem of the Handsome Ransom

This is the anthem of the handsome ransom... We didn't want to cause any trouble We just wanted them to listen to the band, So we gave 'em a fax that said: We have hidden a bomb in your women's toilet If you wanna prevent the desaster Come to the club On the 25th to see us, but they came not We paid 500 marks for that Some people never heard anything 'bout jokes This is the anthem of the handsome ransom... Hello hartwig! We've got the tapes of your new, fantastic band So if you want them back You gotta place 50.000 bucks in The women's toilet of the teldec, You know, Otherwise you won't hear your band again Cause we will erase everything Come on hartwig Come on Come on... This is the anthem of the handsome ransom... We thought musics got Something to do with instruments and feelings This is not the truth! Lawyers and money that is what counts We sat in a boat with sharks all around us We've tried to get rid off 'em But when they smell money You can't hold 'em back So we've invented our own kind of kidnapping We're kidnapping ourselves And you pay the ransom That sounds good, ha That sounds good... This is the anthem of the handsome ransom... That sounds good... This was the anthem