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turn out like Ike
Until Vanessa Del Rio like over Bryan McKnight
Said OH NO, babydoll kissin me as she goin down low
Peepin that demo oh +I+ can tell
two, take a look at you

Death by matrimony!

Hey sucker,

(What the hell's got into you?)

Hey sucker!

(Now there's nothing you can do.)

A married
with nothin' to loose
I BB a king so let me sing you the blues
Let me lay down the rules,
Get money by all means,
Survive at all costs put god 'bove
John Studd, my middle name Mud
Dirty water flow, too much for you thug
They can't stand the flood, what up, doc?
Hold big gun like Elmer Fudd,
to you

She had cat eyes, nine lives, no tan lines, thigh highs
She ride me like a drive by, I'm real these niggas Sci-Fi
But that's neither here nor there
all talk, no work
go ahead and do the jerk
'cause you blew it
you'll never hold me with your gangster love
Look at me
it should be so elementary
can
I know, they ain't know what I'm on
Sorry excuse me, how I'm feelin' right now
Soon they gon' understand that
Try to do it like me you can tell 'em
want me dead but they scared to step to me
Rip they guts out like a hysterectomy
When beef collide look on the flip by the penitentiary kite
Or get
I know, they ain't know what I'm on
Sorry excuse me, how I'm feelin' right now
Soon they gon' understand that
Try to do it like me you can tell
my arm's about a one-six
My fuckin' legs, lookin' like tooth picks
Some times I can't deal got to beg the be G's to roll me up the hill 
Put me
me feelin like your perfect and ima try it
i know you got a man
ill be your man on the side and we can find a place to hide out
hey and if you slide
niggas smile, bitch get wild
'Cause freaky shit is what I like
And I love to see two bitches dyke
My favorite time is 69
Bitch you know it's hoochie
Pretty Tony 
You tryin ta make a hit, but your shit sounds phony 
Not like AT&T but like ET 
You can't be me, so would you please see 
If you can keep
it do? You can call me Dogg
Let me just check your sheet
No problem, sir, let me just say
I'm a big fan of the shit that y'all make
I can't lie, I been
up in your condo
Hate a noisy woman, why you all up in my convo

[Chorus]
Let me hold something, look at you killas, like you owe something
Stole
jerk off who plugs into the game
Is just like every subatomic genius who just invented pain

I will deny you
I will deny you baby
I will deny you
I
You can load the van
Tell me where's the camping site
In a second language now
You can write
We always share passions
And now I can climb
So let's climb
just gotta be
That beat up van I bought, you thought was stolen
Looked like hell but felt like home to me

Strummin', thumpin' on the dashboard
lil' mama bad like Michael
Can't really trust nobody with all this jewelry on you
My roof look like a no-show, got diamonds by the boatload
Don't act
on my gun 'cause they got me on the run
I feel like a outlaw, broke my last glass jaw
Hear them say, "You want some more?"
Livin' on a see-saw

Don't
bitch precipitate
I promised to myself I would be the best
You could say I'm crazy or a mess
Just hand me a wrench
And it's nothing you can tell a ho
Life
John Studd, my middle name Mud
Dirty water flow, too much for you thug
They can't stand the flood, what up, doc?
Hold big gun like Elmer Fudd,
You're like a kid you found a pup and now you're dapper
But tell me where the fuck you found an anorexic rapper
Talkin' bout who you gon' squabble with
And you can put me to the test at your request
I rock you out of your moccasin
Kemosabe got down, took off his mask
He kicked off his shoes and did

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