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was a joke 

If I don’t spread this note around 
Pass out these photocopies scattered on the ground 
Maybe I’ll pull a muscle maybe catch pneumonia

One day I wanna make big profits, but right now I’m getting paid by the hour.

But an old black man, in an old mini van, had a saying that knowledge

circling
And the light is getting dim
What were you thinking
Who takes the blame
Wont you tell me
Whats your end game

Imma take the world by storm when i

a drive-by would be to show appreciation
I guess Mother Nature figured she would turn it up
With hurricanes, earthquakes, pandemic sure enough
We had

heart, he was so sweet
Sailed every wave came their way
When she was laughing at his jokes
He saw an angel singing her song
Do you know what happiness is

the other day 
We was ballin at the J
Samurai and JG on the way 
Maybe after I stop by toms 
Kick it with Yonny 
Tellin jokes with mom 
Everything was so

trying to hide
Light talks, slight walks, a few cloudy vibes
Small hints, sweet scents with you by my side
It's a shame I don't know what to say
Got me

in the womb, doesn’t know there’s an Earth
These are late night thoughts, I kinda salvage
I experienced a pandemic, before marriage
And by the way, I

satisfied with one plate, bae give me seconds
Dont be embarrassed by a queef its a gift from heaven
Bad bitches be poor as hell, just give me sevens
Laughing

off the map
Okay, okay, fine I'm done with the gay jokes, faggot
Whoops, I didn't mean to say that, kind of a habit
But are we really actin' like half

السلام عليكم
Peace and blessings be upon you all
I go by the name of Ahmad-Adham Morad Abdelmeguid El-Shazly
Im Egyptian and Im Proud
أنا إسمي

of what in life is on the highlight reel
I hope that I'm further than 24 by the time I turn 25
My mom called and asked if I want to keep things from when I

dick ain't no joke got you squirting
And creaming and feening and screaming and jerking
And jerk while you slurp it
Keep working the tip
If I spit

Moving through the crowd I walk on eggshells 
I can spot him laughing as somebody yells
And he tilts his head back at some old joke that Colin told

high or something
Wait, I don't know nothing about this
I bit my nails, nervous
Blood shot eyes, I'm tired
You think this is a joke, I rowed this boat

I have tried to be sincere
But I am stopped and blocked by fear
And every time I try to be
I hide behind comedy

Ha. You thought this wasn't a joke

and Ren
And I don't plan to leave this bitch, so y'all better just buckle in

Hip hop today's a joke, all these rappers soundin' stupid
With your high

colors than Coogi and water than Fuji
And Flash than D-Wade more cash to be made.
More dunks than LeBron and jokes than You Mom
And bars than a cell

You's a good girl with some attitude
See eye to eye I'm on your latitude
We kick it we chill
We both crack jokes till we croak and you light up

hit the goldmine
Fascinated by the bold eyes
Babey right size
Leave it inside
I just want you carry mine
Leave the world behind
Baby Pluto get me high

Backroad doing ride outs
With map oh
Catch me up in the bando
No headgear but me I'm the capo
Omo no dey whine my guy guy man
Side by side you can't stand my

And you ain't really with it keep
A weapon just for show
Your entire sound a joke
At best a copy of a clone
And we ain't never gonna work
So get the fuck

Keep on pressing decline like the bitches you hang around know you ain't leaving you'll always be mine
Been by myself & if I'm being honest I'm feeling

talkin
I'm on top while tears are fallin
Whipe am with my gold ring 
Then make your fuckin nose bleed
You fuckers tryna make me feel like I'm a fuckin joke