Lyrics:
too
Mama, mama, look at Sister Flo
Doing that hand jive with Uncle Joe
When I gave little sister a dime
I said do that hand jive one more time
over town"
Hand jive, hand jive
Hand jive, doin' that crazy hand jive
Mama, mama, look at uncle Joe, look at him
He's doin' that hand jive with
too
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive
Do that crazy hand jive
Mama, mama, look at Sister Flo
Doing that hand jive with Uncle Joe
When I gave
too
Mama, mama, look at Sister Flo
Doing that hand jive with Uncle Joe
When I gave little sister a dime
I said do that hand jive one more time
wheelin' girls sure 'nuff a friend
Of a flat natural born good timin' man
My uncle Joe Dan was a lady's man
He taught me the what to do's and when's
Lordy, how they play it!
Goodness, how they sway it!
Uncle Joe, Uncle Jim,
How they pound the mire with vigor and vim!
Joy! that music thrills me!
46 presidents and he's the worst
I'd like to see uncle Joe
Rolled off in a hearse
A political hack
A puppet on strings
The retard in charge
Of the west
were tough back in '35
That's me and uncle Joe just tryin' to survive
A cotton farm, in a great depression
If it looks like we were scared to death
tough back in '35
That's me and uncle Joe just tryin' to survive
A cotton farm, in a great depression
If it looks like we were scared to death
Like
Crow and most hyperbole
Recalling Uncle Joe and early Harper Lee
Perfect southern gothic history.
A young boy was murdered, he was only ten
This
Fun times
Fun times
Fun times
Fun times
Wait do you hear that?
What?
Uncle Joe! (Uncle)
Hey yeah
What's going on little fellas?
So good to see you
Kids are making angels in the snow
Magic tricks by uncle Joe
You can feel the loving in the air
Family coming in from everywhere
Grandma sitting
it
You'd like me to bitch so why don't you fucking admit it
I forgot your name so I'ma call ya hoe
When I snap, you'll answer to your Uncle Joe
Bitch,
come see uncle Joe
Cause I'm the Mack
Violent J's the Mack
Yo foreheads the Mack
Bright Lord's the Mack
O 3's the Mack
Violent J's the Mack
Joe Bruce
the first thing she says to me,
"Looks like you've gained some weight"
You only get that kind of honesty from family
Uncle Joe's getting plastered
Aunt
suit is a handsome man
Remarks widow Callahan
Uncle Joe and Uncle Jake
Haven't spoken since '88
Just said Hello
It's a good day to let it go
So
up do You just disappear?
Could you hand off the phone to my Uncle Joe?
He'd tell me if the streets are really paved with gold
Hallelujah
With
got news for you
Aw your story just don't ring true
Yeah I've got news for you
Aw you wore a diamond watch
Claimed it was from Uncle Joe
Well I
too
Mama, mama, look at Sister Flo
Doing that hand jive with Uncle Joe
When I gave little sister a dime
I said do that hand jive one more time
Wanna know what Uncle Joe thinks?
We oughta take them tanks and guns and bombs
And load them planes and get them boys and girls on home
That
added:
And now I'm going southward
For my heart is full of woe
I'm going back to Georgia
To see my Uncle Joe
You may talk about your Beauregard
And sing
don't want give I none
(Everything you run down 'pon) Uncle Joe buck him toe
(Everything you run down 'pon) But their mother didn't know
(Everything
stuffed our stockings and hung the mistletoe
When Santa Claus came knocking, he looked like Uncle Joe
Someone put the coffee on and find the Tylenol
were tough back in '35
That's me and uncle Joe just tryin' to survive
A cotton farm in a great depression
And if it looks like we were scared
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