Lyrics:
Dear Santa
Been a long time since ya heard from me
And I wanna speak for every daddy
(that) feels the same as me
The times, they are a-changin'
Don't
Once upon a time,
there lived Santa Claus
and elves at the North Pole.
Little Christmas elves we are,
working with jolly fun.
Wrap some toys
dreams come true
Santa's workshop, what a festive sight
Elves are busy working through the night
Toys and gifts for every girl and boy
In Santa's
When Santa sets them free
Soon they'll all be FREE!!!!
Elves cry out in silent night
Hands are bleeding eyes in fright
Toy by toy they pay the price
In
all the proceedings
Are brought to you by the church house where we'll be eatin'
Chestnuts roastin' on an open fire
Singin' my jingle, where is Kris
the North Pole
They're in Santa’s Workshop
They’re eating casserole
And drinking eggnog
They are Santa’s helpers
In his toy factory
But! We have a question
thought he heard them say
At the next cloud we'll take that mother down
Green and red
Green and red
Most of Santa's elves are dead
No one knows he's
on you Santa
can I sit on your lap now
can't I, Santa, Santa,
let's fly around this whole world
The elves are busy in the ole workshop
for all the happy
cut them herself
Santa is here
Sleigh bells are ringing
Twenty-one elves
They are singing,
K-mart is closed,
So is the bakery,
Everyone's at home
Hey Santa (Hey)
Hey Santa, hey Santa, hey Santa (Hey)
Hey Santa, hey Santa, hey Santa (Hey)
Hey Santa, hey Santa, hey Santa (Hey)
When are you going
Elves were standing in the street
Snowmen and reindeer came out to greet
Silver bells chimed from far away
As Santa rode by on an open sleigh
And he
a sleigh and plays with elves
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
and reindeer poo
Elves are coming and they're gonna steal your turkey
Wreck your TV
Burn down your Christmas tree
Elves are coming and they're gonna
From A Tale of Two Santa's
Neptunian Elves
We are free and clearly sober
With so many toys to build
The machines are kind of tricky
Probably someone
A summer Christmas.
Christmas!
Let's swim with Santa.
Santa!
For if I do.
Oh, Santa will say,
Did you ever see elves,
making barbecue sauce?
Down by
the mistletoe is hung
And the tree is all a glow
The carolers have sung
Every Christmas song they know
And the kids are all in bed now
With Santa on their
Santa's Got A Gift
It's Christmas time and the elves are singing
Theres snow outside and jingle bells are ringing
But Santa's sad and looking for
My Santa Man
my santa man don’t hang with them elves
no he don’t hang with them little elves
we take care of business all by ourselves
he don’t
not going to leave you hanging by yourself (hold on Santa)
Santa, hold on (Santa, hold on)
Santa, hold on (Santa, hold on)
I'm not going to leave
Once upon a time
In the North Pole
Santa Claus was finishing
His evening roll
Santa and his elves
High on cocaine
Thought it would be funny
To hijack
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
Right down Santa Claus lane
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer
Are pullin' on the reins
with the rate of inflation
They got 3d printers that are building the gifts
Artificial Intelligence is writing Santa's List
The Elves want a pay raise
of an already paltry meal
Reindeer themselves most elves feel to be our allies
Though there are those who fail to see
Their sight obscured by bigotry
Through
Jingle bells there's no elves Santa's in Dubai
Misses Claus is on a cruise sipping on Mai Tais
Jingle bells it's hot as hell the reindeer are
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