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Weird Al Yankovic

Squeeze Box: Complete Works of Weird Al Yankovic

2017

Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum

and you never did

You're a closet punk!
You closet punk!

If your mother only knew you wear bandannas and boots
Of you traded your tennis racket
For

scenes
And I'll pull my strings, cleanse my own sins until the night begins
Or so it seems

Fancy clothes
That's all she knows
She's a tennis racket in

That back's got me doing backflips
I'm wavey, I'm Swayze, I'm Patrick
Tennis, tennis, tennis, tennis racket
I'm active, I'm active

I'm PG, I'm dead

I kept you in the dark, I might need a tennis racket how I played with your heart
No more going back and forth and we keep falling apart
Baby now

Tennis, tennis, tennis, tennis
We love playing tennis!

Use your racket to serve, serve the ball, ball, the ball
Hit it across the net, stand big

TEENAGER IN A HOLE UNTIL THE ZEPPELIN SAVED MY SOUL. WORE THEIR BADGE ON MY JEAN JACKET AND POSED IN THE MIRROR ALL NIGHT WITH MY TENNIS RACKET. NOW I CRINGE

got tennis racket swag
Know she proud of me so I put Prada on her bag
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Elevate the scene when I pop out she getting chills
Know I'm

and snapped
with a gun-like crash, with a sound that's smashed
like a tennis racket past the second faulty serve  
the crowd was furious, disposed of a hateful

to go?
(The orders are in!)
Well, I'd rather go bowling!
(The lanes are closed!)
Maybe a little tennis?
(Your racket's got a hole)
How about some

the other misfits
You know I'm about to blast it
Tactics with the mad kid
Yeah I'm a mad kid with the racket yeah
Racket, tennis racket, yeah I cause a racket

ass
You bite my shit so hard I'm wearing teeth marks on my bum
I'll chew you up like gum and then I'll spit you out like come

Touch me tennis racket

bite my tongue when I ache
To serve up a clash
I know better now, oh
Playing tennis makes a racket in my brain
I'm a fool if I contest
But I won't settle

tennis.
My tennis racket, please!
 
We don't like playing hockey
or baseball every day.
We like playing football.
Here's the ball  let's play!

In

tripping I won't speak to you
Butterfly door she playing peekaboo
I'm trying to reach another tax bracket
Tennis chains with no tennis racket
I don't want

the institution for the college debt
I complain about stupid things, Jim Cornette
Hold your life in my hands like a tennis racket
Taking flights to Orlando like I

‘65 is when I thought of it
Oh yes, you take two ra ra’s and your grind them up
With their tennis rackets and their silver cups
Well maybe you prefer

table tennis rackets
If you wanna have it, go to Kohl's and grab it
Can somebody sell me something?
They can't sell me nothing
Can somebody sell me

some chips
A board
For skate tricks
Some matches
Some wood
Some food
That tastes gooood
A sleeping bag
A jacket
Some socks
No tennis racket
Some tunes

take your bitch today,
Its Friday im feeling rich today,
Pretty pussy pink lookin' like a Kirby yeah,
Never ever let another girl hurt me yeah,
Tennis

the ruins
Perched upon the cliffs
Tennis rackets for guitars
Imaginary riffs
Another bar is calling
I've broken down the door
Another jukebox playing
Another

know shout out Dabbin on em like the usual man...
We just... We just tryna do something different...
Lifes like a tennis racket
Hit it once with

down
Shoot you down
Glock 19s cap n gown

Still made bread no cap n gown
Beading off my shit like an arcteryx jacket

Slapping up my balls like a tennis

tu m'aimes
Heureusement

Deux joueurs de tennis-racket
Impudiques autant qu'impubères
Sont des statues d'cpollon Grec
Dans ce dortoir à ciel ouvert