Lyrics:
night ya fuckin' douche bag!"
[Another car approaches]
[M5:] "Hey!"
[Toll Booth Willie:] "Well hey!"
[M5:] "Yeah, do you want the money,
in knee deep and you're up shit's creek
You've tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!
Some douche bag rises up and overthrows his
would reverse the-
In print or in cursive
They curse the name, or maybe call me Kane
Let's have a ‘toast for the douche bags’
Black people wanna talk
a move I gotta piss
Three doors on the left homeboy, ya can't miss
My head was busted
Disgusted
I said, "What's goin' on?"
I seen a douche bag
our label
Cause we're three white douche-bags in Japan (That's us!)
It's all part of our master plan
To get some much needed R&R
At the expense
a half a brick a blow,
Rappin' and movin' is all you niggas know,
Swear to God He niggas true kids
Certified Douche Bags
Yea
You don't know what
She tell me, you an asshole, superficial douche bag
Wishing that you knew that, you could have these shoes back
All of this perfume back, necklaces
on the weekend
To escape our busy lives
And we'd laugh at all the douche bag guys
Chasing down their desperate wives
I would drink a little too much
You'd
on the weekend
To escape our busy lives
And we'd laugh at all the douche-bag guys
Chasing down their desperate wives
I would drink a little too much
You would
darted
Bombarded, departed
Ma, ya pussy stink
It been underseas
Here's a Douche bag
Hot rag, summers eve
Yes, a hot bath, run, run, run it,
It been underseas
Here's a Douche bag
Hot rag, summers eve
Yes, a hot bath, run, run, run it, please
You hummin' G's?
Through ya dungarees
Don't
of the brainwashing
It's time for me to take out the trash
CHORUS
Fuck you you're a douche bag
you walk around like you're a big man
You got plenty hoes
on the weekend
To escape our busy lives
And we'd laugh at all the douche bag guys
Chasing down their desperate wives
I would drink a little too much
You'd
fill the glass
Toast to douche bags and we
Mush fags, sour and kush bags
Long rides got a nigga aggravated
State to state nigga seeing fans
Ain't even
the legions
Of the demons that we battle
You ain't an artist you a scum bag
Douche bag cause when it rains you keep
Wavin' some new flag
You ain't a critic,
shit and die
you dirty fucking slut
fuck off stupid
fucking cunt
I hope you choke on toxic chalk
you fucking douche-bag
the Lesbian Spice Girl,
They could try to run Game on the ODB.
They could kick every douche bag off the Real World,
But they won't get rid of me!
If I
your distance
(I will! All the douche bags please back off)
When it comes to dating and marriage,
the good news is you only need one
(Hope I get a hot
You fuckin' douche-bag!
I don't have to be a hero
I can just walk these streets
Wait around for a drive-by wake-up call
I don't have to go work
like the grass
See thru like looking glass
Elude the douche bags
Accrue a huge stack
I’m into fluent chat
This year I’m doing that
I like your energy
I
the vinder, then piss on ya butthole
Bust a nut in ya brown eye, lookin' like a Swiss Cake Roll
Tha Klepto repasentin' with a douche bag mask
Kinda smells like
a loser
Typical douche bag and mental abuser
yeah I ain’t doin none of that
I won’t drop the ball like a all state running back
Matter fact I think
were kissing some
Douche bag from Fairfax while listening to Anthrax
His girl left a note it said to pack your bags
That's when we locked eyes
You moved
things(yeah)
Bad boys with big bags
Girls like em' they douche bags
Racks coming in different ways
No 6 packs but I got the cake
Bad boys with bad traits
Do what
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