Lyrics:
Husky was some kind of Eskimo dog
She thought The Texas Troubadours were President Johnson's staff
She even thought that Ernest Tubb was a sincere place
Is coming to your town and he's going to make rubble
Does anybody want some Magic Johnson
L.A. Lakers fast break makers
Kings of the court shake
Johnson
You're wearing your dresses way too high
And it's reported you've been drinkin'
And a runnin' 'round with men and goin' wild"
"And we don't
a perfect pander
While they were dancing in that bar room last night
Johnson in the room afret
Uncle say he must hold up him head
Aunty say she no fi
I wanna fuck your mum
Protect me
With Johnsons extra large condoms!
Feel the ribs with my powerful thrust
You can hire me, bring me back after
Sears and Roebuck.
Howard Johnson.
Colonel Sanders.
Station wagon.
Briggs and Stratton.
Second mortgage.
If I can ever lose my blues.
Walk
smoking, no beer sold after 12 o'clock
Rosedale Mississippi, Magic City juke joint
Mr. Johnson sings over in a corner by the bar
Sold his soul
Styn
Johnson johnson johnson ja
Johnson heeft die bandz zeg het tegen je friends
Beter kom naar me ends bring ook al je friends
Johnson heeft die
hit me,
Michael Jackson, Bob & Whitney,
Hit me, hit me,
Magic Johnson, we need bout fifty thousand,
Hit me, hit me,
Doctor Huxtable, help us build
Boris Johnson, you fat fuck
You look like you got hit by a truck
You're incompetent at running the country
You'll probably just go and fuck a donkey
Johnson Woo
My name is Johnson Woo,
Inventor of the worlds first printer,
All Im waiting for is black paper,
Ill be a rich man
They call me Johnson
Arsenio
huff huff huff
Arsenio
huff huff
who's the guest this week, Arsenio?
who's the guest this week?
could it, could it be.. Magic Johnson
Dodge
Bought it at an auction at the Mason's Lodge
Johnson County Sheriff painted on the side
Just shot a coat of primer then he looked inside
Well
Written By: Gentry Shelby
Vocals & Lyrics Written By: Chanda Long
Rap & Lyrics Written By: Brandon Johnson
Sax - Keyboards - Drum Programming By:
tears come at night?"
"Best actress, and the winner is, Lucky!"
"I'm Roger Johnson for Pop News
Standing outside the arena
Waiting for Lucky"
"Oh my God,
Johnson Flood Mississippi
Mud Black Bottom I got 'em
Lindy Hop Chop chop chop
Ch-ch-ch Charlotte Russe Turn on the juice
Hep Hep there goes
Has Boris Johnson ever written a speech
About eating Domino's pizza on Hastings' beach
And then walking home with his family through town
As the wind
(Suitcase in my hand)
No, shit, what's this
(Jack is in his corset, Jane is in her vest)
Fucking faggot Johnson
(Jack, sweet Jane, I'm in a rock'n'roll
Don Johnson
You could be Don Johnson
In a pastel coloured suit
Driving in Miami
Tom Selleck
I could be tom Selleck
In a Hawaiian shirt
But we are in
I saw you getting down
I saw you on the corner
I saw you making out
With Jimmy Johnson's brother
Why's it always go like this
Oh no, why'd you have
despise and I deplore and detest
The tabloids and newspapers better known as the press
And so much propaganda that it leads to distress
Magic Johnson
a perfect pander
While they were dancing in that bar room last night
Johnson in the room afret
Uncle say he must hold up him head
Aunty say she no fi
I hiked up the Axtel
To pray for Mrs Johnson
She lost her boy Jay Bo
Winter of o' nine
He was my best friend
Above all others
He spent four years in
a world premiere
Ass so fat but she look like Boris Johnson
Ass so fat but she look like Boris Johnson
Ass so fat but she look like Boris Johnson
Ass so fat
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