Lyrics:
He's a midget but he makes a lot of trouble
Doesn't like to shave, he got caveman stubble
Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water Buffalo
Lodge brothers,
When it's all your fault
And you're half asleep.
She's lucky she doesn't have to shave
I'm so lucky I'm not doubled up with pain
Her eyes were
you shave your legs
Don't you double comb your hair
Don't powder puff, just leave it rough
I like your fingers bare
When the night comes down
I can
Umami you don't need to shave for me
Umami I'll still go down shamelessly
Umami damn you taste so savory
Umami I eat it up salaciously
Umami you
Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all you do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like
hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor
Shave his belly
I'm on edge
Can't get outta bed
I need a lifeline
'Cause I'm runnin' outta time
Shave my head
Dye it all in red
I'm fine, I'm fine
I'm fine, I'm fine
to make life a little tougher than it is
Some people like to make life a little tougher than it is
Well the more you try to shave the cat
The more
Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all you do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you
roads are being paved
I no longer want to shave off anything about my personality
And it feels great
Feel the notes under your skins it's
Always there I
love your dress.
Thanks for the memory
Of faults that you forgave,
Of rainbows on a wave,
And stockings in the basin
When a fellow needs a shave
it out the rubble
And I rose like a diamond did (clear as fuck)
Run a fifth, do a flip
(Run a fifth, do a flip)
(I need to shave, yeah)
(I think
to see me through
If the painting isn't centered
Shave the frame
Only the bad decisions
Get the fame
Compassion bled out
One to five, rate it
Spitting out
selling poppies from a tray
And though she feels as if she's in a play
She is anyway
In Penny Lane the barber shaves another customer
We see
I got rice cooking in the microwave
I got a three day beard I don't plan to shave
It's a goofy thing but I just gotta say, hey,
I'm doing alright
Orange segments for teeth
Orange segments for teeth
Shave the shadow off your ear
Shave the shadow off your ear
Like a deck of cards dashed
you shave your legs
Don't you double comb your hair
Don't powder puff, just leave it rough
I like your fingers bare
When the night comes down
I can
I used to sit on the stool watch him shave
If my memory is rifght I was sever or eight
In the eyes of a child he was no less than great
But time
selling poppies from a tray
And though she feels as if she's in a play
She is anyway
In Penny Lane the barber shaves another customer
We see
Shave it off! well I see too many of them walking around dirt on their face no hair to be found well they walk in malls and they walk in packs dirt
Shave my head
And run away
Always the one causing the pain
And I don't feel like crying tonight
I don't know if I'll be alright
Runaway
Driveway
Cos
to shave down there
My scrote is wild and free
My scro-tee's so amazing (amazing)
Keep it just the way it's meant to be (the way it's meant to be)
That
tell me where your strength lies
If you please
Then she spoke so kind, she talked so fair
That Samson said, Delilah you cut off my hair
You can shave my
these years (it's an idea)
I'll never know!
Think about it (how delectable)
Lots of other gentlemen'll
Soon be coming for a shave (also
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