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Please send me a couple 
For a hot and holy three-way 
This bathroom is my house of worship
This hole looks onto grace 
My soul feels saved
When I jerk off
the jerk off has ruined my country

That's all for today sincerely Dewey Cox
master greatness
You just jerk offs, masturbation

That's why no one know your name
That's why no one know your name, that's why
That's why no one know
ain't a plan (plan)
Shootin' like that old one Marcus with the cane (bah)
Can be, served dog food and the candy (yeah)
Shorty jerk me off like
can count on me for one thing it’s not doing what I’m told
Feed my dog and jerk off man it’s funny to me 
They don’t get it I don’t sweat it I still got
the clouds
Ricochet off the breeze
Whiplash, jerk me around

Hold me down, tie me up
Whip around the clouds
Ricochet off the breeze
Whiplash, jerk me around
baby
You’d get wetter than a slip n’ slide
Then you’d squirt on my bed where it dried
And now that you’re gone
I'll still jerk off my dong
To the squirt
Making these jerk offs GO blind
Wiff my numbers, my figures, my facts
I add it up and show 'em how to acts-cess
The inner workings of the spiritual plane
Goodbye you jerks, we're blasting off now in style
To a secret earth 2 where we will live for a while
You can keep your wars, your greed, and all
on the avenue
Let's pick up the mood

Pick it up 
Pick up the big sound
Jerk offs at the other end
Let 'em knock 'em down

Blues heads and black brushes
hurts cause it's distant
Cum in a sock I jerk off cause I miss him

Yeah yeah
Yeah

Tell me you wanted me
What are you on again
What do you want again
warm in hell
Fuck off you're too soft and we've already won
So why don't you go on home and jerk off to another nun

Run from the cops
Don't nevar stop
my very own brand

Darling , Everybody's rich!
Now everyone will be my bitch

I'll only jerk off on unmarked dollar bills,
And I'll always be
Tell me I am pretty (Ugly)
Tell me I am
Please
Please
Please
Read the pretty words
Taste the pretty food
Jerk off pretty hard
To the pretty nudes
Tell me
is so autistic
Thorn is so autistic
Thorn is so autistic
Thorn is so autistic
Thorn is so autistic
Thorn likes big cock in his asshole
He jerks off
Eggers cry and jerk off to his mom

Giving up the ghost, spend my life alone
Until I suffocate under a pile of clothes
I wanna buy a loveseat and rest my
feel what you steal
But all I do is jerk off to memories of you into wads of flaccid tissues
To the times we had sex and the days where you were my womb
beautiful conversation
About fruits
And which god you jerk off
Gonna scrape the trouble off my boots!

As they were dancing in the evening
And the light shone through the trees
This girl my eye was following
You can hide it from Principal
As long as it possible
You junkie to naturals

Jerk off is the ritual
Deceived for fake lovers
Hidden on angry mob
you lay around and jerk off all day.
I'd rather drink bleach than microwave freezerburnt dreams, 
in a tizzy, in the darkest pit
where I crawled out
sharp as the sword of the Kensai
You jerk offs to fake as shit in this Matrix Hentai
This web of lies the enterprise to weaponize and feminize the den
were mints

Tell me if it's true
I want you too
Woah-oh
Only if it's true
I don't believe you
Woah-oh

I got up to go jerk off in the bathroom
on a friend, jerk off again,
Just move to Canada if it gets worse
"All things pass into the night"
In the sewer I've made my bed
Only hearing dull ringing that

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