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U.S. President William Howard Taft was actually a woman
(There's pictures and everything)
The end is near
Elvis tells mummy aliens to shut us down

You know who's legacy's endurin'
It's Martin Van Buren
You know who mastered his craft
William Howard Taft
You know who's unassumin'
It's Harry S.

Hayes, Garfield, Chester Allen Arthur.
With my weird facial hair.

Harrison, Cleveland, McKinley, Roosevelt, William Howard Taft.
With a belly up to there.

Goldmine

Caviar

Caviar

2000

the goldmine
I got the shaft
She Thomas Jefferson
I'm William Howard taft
She makes me insecure
But that should make her fear me more
She got the goldmine

Amelia Earhart vs. The Dancing Bear

The Handsome Family

Milk and Scissors

1996

everything went dark.
She remembered sipping consommé with William Howard Taft and a boy with perfect skin who smelled like mustard gas. And as the cockpit

McKinley, nothing in between
Like Teddy Roosevelt
William Taft's was from his grandma, Howard, fitting, they felt

Woodrow Wilson's was Woodrow, and Thomas

stopped Cleveland's re-election plan
Head to head, again in '92 they ran, Cleveland, ahead
William Jennings Bryan tried, but McKinley won instead
Bryan

bedroom
William McKinley, shot, but the infection spelled his doom

Teddy Roosevelt died from a blood clot in his lung
William Taft, from heart disease,

for the common man
Martin van Buren was nicknamed Little Van
William Henry Harrison, in a month had died
Number 10, John Tyler, struggled to preside

Taft passed on
The 13th of March, Wednesday was Benjamin Harrison's
Then, on the 28th, Dwight Eisenhower's life was done
William Harrison succumbed April

won't take Saltonstall and
Stassen's chance is small
The same would go for Vandenberg and Taft
And Dewey's right in line
With William Jennings Bryan
There

The Presidents

Animaniacs

Faboo! Collection

1995

Benjamin Harrison after that 
It's William McKinley up to bat 

Y:Teddy Roosevelt charged up San Juan Hill 
W:And President Taft he got the bill 
Y:In

on August 27th, I read
William Taft, September the 15th, he was first fed

October 1st came Jimmy Carter's spank to make him cry
The 4th, Rutherford Hayes

(Error)
In South Dakota with the fucking splash (Dakota)
Mount Rushmore with all the cash (Ciabatta)
William with the mustache (Taft)
Benedict, y’all nighas

Adams, like Tom Cruise
A half inch more, John Quincy Adams, excluding his shoes
Five feet eight, four presidents stood, James Polk and Taylor, too
William

I'm writing every line
Master the craft I'm first in the draft
President shit, William Taft
Finishing first y'all been in last
Don't make me go and put

williams

Watch out cause he's waking up the nation,
You'd better lock your sons and daughters up,
His airwaves hit your brain from all directions,

I Won't Last A Day Without You / Fly Me To The Moon (Live)

Singer：雷安娜
Composer：Nichols Roger / Howard Bart
Lyricst：Williams Paul Hamilton / Howard

gave me the cover
(Crazy Howard McGee), shout to Vibe, Source, XXL, shout to Kicks Exclusive, got a cover
Shout to GQ, (Cash Carter), you know Rolling

Kenneth Alan Chapman, Robert E. Clark
Charles Timothy Davis, Corey Davis, Michael Lee Elswick 
William L. Griffith, Steven Harrah, Edward Dean Jones

Dwight Howard got caught with a tranny nigga
So much pussy out here, I don't be understandin' niggas
Huh, Kanye still a mess
Don't want no 350s 'round

Reggie Wayne, I don't like them colts
Chronic blowin' so we all choke
Ricky Williams, and Lamar O
Udawnis Haslem & Pac Man Jones
Josh Howard, Yeah we all

brownie williams moved 
You had a choice 
But you ain't really wanna choose 
And you said what you wanna do 
North Carolina or granny house 
My eyes lite up

BE CAREFUL WHO YOU LOVE (ARTHUR'S SONG) 

WRITER HARLAN HOWARD

RECORDED BY HANK WILLIAMS JR. AND BY MARTY STUART

							 

The old guitar picker