Lyrics:
Turkey stew, turkey, stew
What will I put in my turkey stew?
Carrots and potatoes, onions too!
Yum, yum, here it comes, turkey stew!
Gobble, gobble!
Hey wild turkey
Where you think you're going
Can you take me with you
Gobbling up and down
The pretty country highway
Avoiding being turkey stew
full of turkey stew
So that's where we're sending you
Crazy creek is a nice place
It's just not my style
You've got the IQ of a shoelace
You might wanna
the turkey-neck stew
And it ain't them bruleed okra seeds
Though she made them especially for you
Worse won a prize for her bottom black pie
The beans got thrown
made you fat, the party is over
'Cept for your wacky Uncle who is still drinking your beer
Turkey's great on Christmas bur after a whole month
Of turkey
month,
Of turkey pie and stew,
You start to dread lunch,
Breakfast is more frightening,
For all there is to eat,
Is fourteen Christmas cakes,
And a bag
I've wined and dined on Mulligan stew
Never wished for turkey
As I hitched and hiked and a-drifted, too
From Maine to Albuquerque
Alas, I missed
I've wined and dined on Mulligan stew
Never wished for turkey
As I hitched and hiked and a-drifted, too
From Maine to Albuquerque
Alas, I missed
turkey
And rice
Stew chicken and macaroni
And so many other dishes
While people out there hungry
To tell the truth
That's the reason
Why I really want
eating can be thrill
We've got
Crushed turtle stew
Tread turkey cordon bleu
Thumper hit by a clunker chops and taters so good for you
We've got
Crushed
before time
cnd no one can stop us
So royal you a my queen
Nah meck you leave me a do di right ting
Ital stew she nuh waan turkey
Good roots yuh nuh
do di right ting
Ital stew, she nuh wan' turkey
Good roots, you nuh frighten fi Hennessey
I'll give you all you want, don't even have to ask
What
forget the tuna fish
Chorus:
Where de pork again?
I can’t buy nothing for Christmas
Where de pork again
I can’t buy turkey or ham
Where de pork again
No
the time’”
“Oh I hear about so many relationships at Christmas time
That end up making just like the turkey
And being completely stuffed”
Get out of my lonely
reached across my plate, for some armadillo3 stew
Now when you at the table, you act real nice
You say, "pass me that" or "pass me the platter"
But just
I've wined and dined on Mulligan Stew, and never wished for Turkey
As I hitched and hiked and grifted too, from Maine to Albuquerque
Alas, I missed
I've wined and dined on Mulligan Stew, and never wished for Turkey
As I hitched and hiked and grifted too, from Maine to Albuquerque
Alas, I missed
I've wined and dined on Mulligan Stew, and never wished for Turkey
As I hitched and hiked and grifted too, from Maine to Albuquerque
Alas, I missed
I've wined and dined on Mulligan Stew
And never wished for Turkey
As I hitched and hiked and grifted too
From Maine to Albuquerque
Alas, I
I've wined and dined on Mulligan Stew
And never wished for Turkey
As I hitched and hiked and grifted too
From Maine to Albuquerque
Alas, I
The bomb's in the china. the fat's in the fire.
There's no turkey left on the table.
The commuter's return on the six o'clock flyer
Brings no bale
I've wined and dined on mulligan stew
On "Live at Talk of the Town" inserted: I have, I have
And never wished for turkey
I've hitched and hiked
I’ve wined and dined on
mulligan stew
And never asked for turkey
As I hitched and hiked
and grifted too
From Maine to Albuquerque
Alas I missed
I've wined and dined on Mulligan Stew, and never wished for Turkey
As I hitched and hiked and grifted too, from Maine to Albuquerque
Alas, I missed
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