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like a choir 
Came the smoke 
In the night 
Came the heat 
Came the fire 

Ember glow lagered ash 
I was pissed as a fart 
Stricken some dumb
like a choir 
Came the smoke 
In the night 
Came the heat 
Came the fire 

Ember glow lagered ash 
I was pissed as a fart 
Stricken some dumb
6 o clock in the mornin'. heh. 
Get outta bed, 
Take a swig off that bottle of vodka I tried to finish off this mornin' man. 
I was pissed
one ale or two
But you're as piss-ed as a fart
As piss-ed as a fart

Oh, but I will get my articles
And I'll get my degree
And I will get stuck-ed in
walked in 

I see her walk up too the bar
I can tell she's pissed as a fart
She says I've got friends in the car
Give me money or you'll get scarred 
I'm
6 o clock in the mornin'. heh. 
Get outta bed, 
Take a swig off that bottle of vodka I tried to finish off this mornin' man. 
I was pissed
6 o clock in the mornin'. heh. 
Get outta bed, 
Take a swig off that bottle of vodka I tried to finish off this mornin' man. 
I was pissed
Yeah this is the bathroom, we fart and we poop here!
This is the bathroom, we fart and we poop here!
This is the bathroom, we fart and we poop here!
I pissed n' shit n' farted
Shit n' farted
Pissed n' shit n' farted
Shit n' farted
Piss and shit and fart and piss
Piss and shit and fart and piss
Get a job, you bum bum bum bum
Money don't grow on trees, you bum bum bum bum, 

Silent Farts, Deadly Farts, 
All was calm, Not for long, 

Oh come
CARVED!
Who is carving on the toilet?
Who is so pissed off while they're taking a crap they're like...
*fart*
Goddamn Jews!
*fart*
UGH Blacks!
*fart*
UGH!
Get a job you bum bum bum 
Money dont grow on trees you bum bum bum. 

Silent farts 
Deadly farts 
All was calm 
Not turned on 

Oh come on illegal
carols and god bless
america and thanks for comin so:

Get a job you bum bum bum

Money dont grow on trees you bum bum bum.

Silent farts

Deadly farts
I just heard your CD relate to a stinky fart
I mince your whole team yeah I cut your whole group apart
I just heard your CD relate to a stinky fart
I
ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was
ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was
couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint
a settlement
You ain't from 300 if you ain't sleep with us on Eggleston
Walk into my auntie crib, see mice, this shit embarrassin'
So how you sit up pissed
and if it floats your good to go
If you take a loose dump, blame it on a cup of joe
If it sinks, it stinks and if it floats your good to go
We're pissed
She's old and boring
The same old story
You can't get hard
With that old fart

She'll wait until you're pissed
And you can't resist
She'll take you to her
mean
I got all these bitches want it got her pissed off
She knows that I'm clean like a motherfucker rinsed off
And she knows I'm on point like a fucking
On my lips I keep that bap stick
Take a hit then pass it
You're pissed off with some dry lips
Cause you know you'll never have it
Just can't live
got old, the food got cold
Both of our tempers were on swole
For the most part you fuss, fight, fart
You build it up to break it down and now take it
whole heart
Smokin on that gas, smell like a whole fart
Don't get caught in my wave, I'm a whole shark
Don't get caught in my way better hold on
Better

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