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Hold up, you don't wanna get it
I can take you, you, you, now I'm in it
I just made a whole hit myself, don't sweat it
Got the hair extensions in
Watermelon and seltzer
Hand in hand
Creatin' a memory, forever grand

So here I lounge in comfort's hold
Seltzer, watermelon, stories unfold
In this oasis
better!
CUSTOMER:  No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.
MORTICIAN:  Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against
regulations.
DEAD PERSON:
and hold your booty down like a waistline.
You gon end up in the water you keep playing with fire
Can't believe I wrote this song guess you can say I
Love is meant to be shared
It's a bond between two that can't be compared
A watermelon, she can't give me what I need
What I need, no
Don't let her bring
My Oldmobile is a cold mobile
Got a cold, young chick down in Mobile
My stacks so fat can't even hold that
Fold that, lay flat like I lack no wheel
I was driving through Georgia in late July
On a day hot enough to make the Devil sigh
I saw a homemade sign written in red
Rind County Watermelon
red
Rind County Watermelon Festival Ahead
Well, I wasn't in a hurry so I slowed down
Took a two lane road to a one horse town
There was a party
watermelon girl got attention for today
I say

Life ain't sweet, Saturday through Monday
But in the summer time
You my Watermelon Sundae
Life ain't sweet,
I'm here to tell
That you'll do well in watermelon time

For it's the sweetheart kissin' season
And all the world's in rhyme
When it's watermelon sweet
I'm here to tell
That you'll do well in watermelon time

For it's the sweetheart kissin' season
And all the world's in rhyme
When it's watermelon sweet
'll put you down when we come in
Contact like this two hand touch
Long beak on the bird, bing I let a two can'
(toucan) bust
I said "bing" cause I didn't
I'm here to tell
That you'll do well in watermelon time

For it's the sweetheart kissin' season
And all the world's in rhyme
When it's watermelon sweet
I'm here to tell
That you'll do well in watermelon time

For it's the sweetheart kissin' season
And all the world's in rhyme
When it's watermelon sweet
I'm gonna do some tasks in space, among us (among us)
I'm gonna grow a size or two, big chungus (big chungus)
Yeah
Gender unintentional
Surgery
to ashes, dirt to dirt
Punks roll when I put in work
Cause Lench Mob niggas are the craziest
And y'all motherfuckers can't fade my shit
South Central,
I want to hold your hand, in my hand
And walk and talk barefoot in the sand
(And I can't wait) to just see your smile
(And I can't wait) to be
nightshirt baby, hand me my morning gown (repeat 2x)
Don't feel sleepy
I just feel like lyin' down

Gotta help me baby, help me baby
Can't do it all by myself
it, even fewer can sell it
Take it from the dude who wears
Mask like a 'tarded helmet
He plots shows like robberies
In and out, one, two, three, no
And put his faith in rappin'
I'll pop a slug you can't stop
The blood with no paper napkins
Bust the steel then your blood is spilled
Shit mistakes could
in my attic
400K in my baggage, 80 round automatic
You can't stop a bullet, this one for the money
Secret indictments, Porsche costs me 200

Fuck
worlds (I'll never forget you)
Two, two, two, different (trust me, hold my hand, have faith in me baby
Understand me sweet-heart, I love you)
ain't a factor just go
And here I come so get it faster, land hoe!
Man nobody's gonna help you out
So you gotta help ya self, if you can't
Kill ya self
for her
I got 5000 ones when I see her pimp, I'm throwin' it up
I'm lookin' for her, I'm lookin' for her

Stacks so fat rubber bands can't hold
Stacks

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