Lyrics:
his Son
And they announced, There will Matzos! for the Seder Night
But enough to only give each person one
Al Hatzadikim the righteous and devout
With
Hanukkah this year
We'll be eatin' lots-a latkes and matzo ball soup (ooh)
Watchin' late-night re-runs of Fiddler on the Roof (ooh)
The Festival of Lights
his matzo bread and his goblet of wine
Grab a plate and save a seat
I hope it's not the one right next to me
Spooky scary ghost of Elijah
Where's he
for lunch
Chocolate fudge butter crunch
He don't mess with the Ritz Bits, Wheat Thins, Saltines, or Triscuits
Matzos, or Cheez-Its
Catch sugar
Let?s get ?em off the ship!
KWIRK
Lieutenant! It?s me, sir, Matzo(???), Hunkie, get these people out of here!
MOBSTERS
Take over! Take over! Take
ties
He won't get a clue so I hit him with a matzo ball
Right between the eyes...
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la
that Facebook in your pocket
Bacon on my Kosher lunch, Knish and matzo, holy cloggin
It's the art of artery to heart to corazon corroded communication
cords
Collecting dust mites in a once luxurious museum centerpiece
Dandruff always gets my palms very greasy
And there's never enough left over matzo
pickin’ his guitar, playin’ with burners’ hearts
Maria is keepin’ us all alive with matzo balls and portobello tarts
The Golden Cafe Way is where I am today
the bread matzo
Tato latkes, use the ladle fill up my chakra
Ugh, if it's fatal then I'm the doctah
Yeah, and even scholars acknowledge it
Couldn't abolish it
on matzo meal, you feel me?
Can you hear me, am I heard? Or should I flip the bird?
We’re living in the shadow of what once we called the world, the planet
on, looking like I'm middle eastern
Fire scripture through yo temple call it mental breaching
Forgot that pork fresh matzos and I'm lentil eating
My
going for sixty
It's a mistake to diss me
Eating niggas like matzo and kishke
Kick it like Eddie and Christie
Frisbees for my win streaks
If it ain't
I grab the ricotta
I'm a freak for focaccia
A maniac the the matzo
My deep dish all crust
When I go to Chicago
Walked up the bakery and dropped
orange Datsun
Eat a whole beat like a matzo ball honest
Tranny with the body of an Adrian Adonis
Back in '07 you could say that I was Connie's
Supersize
in this penthouse
I got like thirty hoes right up in the lobby (sheesh, lobby, come on, let's go)
The bread make her wet just like matzo ball soup
Matzo ball soup to cure a cold fast
Cannonballing into the deep end
Playing Marco Polo every weekend
Summer camps and extracurriculars
Having scabs all
of Death,
whose rule is trumpery.
This stack of
matzos I fling
one after another
across your Rosh
Hashanah clear
to your Yom
Kippour
like a paroxysm
Let?s get ?em off the ship!
KWIRK
Lieutenant! It?s me, sir, Matzo(???), Hunkie, get these people out of here!
MOBSTERS
Take over! Take over! Take
to row a
Sickle point side up
Who mixed the matzo bread
With the pumpernickel?
Cause this shit is a tremendous bargain
Ghastly duo grab the mic make
MC with The Streetcar Named Desire
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire
Now I heard you had the matzo
I put my peoples on the show and TAKE IT
here, I'm a real space loner
Yo, flying back to NASA bout to bank deposit
Arms hanging out the rocket
Rap game Pippi Longstocking
Log cabin, matzo balls
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