Lyrics:
I wish I had button eyes and red felt nose
Shaggy cotton skin and just one set of clothes
Sittin' on the shelf in the local department store
With
I can see me now, people knocking down my door
Till I could get it on the shelf of the local department store
And I can see it now going right
Little Annie never had a Christmas
Her family was too poor
While walking by she saw a sign
At the local department store it said
"Just around
well, I wish I had button eyes and a red felt nose
shaggy cotton skin and just one set of clothes
Sittin' on a shelf in a local department store
well, I wish I had button eyes and a red felt nose
shaggy cotton skin and just one set of clothes
Sittin' on a shelf in a local department store
gratification
And devices which might or might not be supplied in a local
Department store or perhaps a drugstore but at very least in
One of those fancy new
I can see me now, people knocking down my door
Till I could get it on the shelf of the local department store
And I can see it now going right
To the City Attorney, but have filled out form DD 3018, please press 6.
Of course, if you have not had your eyes tested by your local
Department of Motor
out form DD 3018, please
press 6.
Of course, if you have not had your eyes tested by your local
Department of Motor Vehicles in the last three years,
I wish I had button eyes and a red felt nose
Shaggy cotton skin and just one set of clothes
Sittin' on the shelf in the local department store
With
I wish I had button eyes and red fat nose
Shaggy cotton skin and just one set of clothes
Sittin' on the shelf in the local department store
With
see it now
People knocking down my door
Til I could get it on the shelf
Of the local department store
Nothing they sell would sell as fast
Even if they
I wish I had button eyes and a red felt nose
A shaggy cotton skin and just one set of clothes
Sittin' on the shelf in the local department store
I wish I had button eyes and a red felt nose
A shaggy cotton skin and just one set of clothes
Sittin' on the shelf in the local department store
Attention all parents
Report to your local therapist
Report to your local church
Report to your local Police department
It's going down
Attention all parents
Report to your local therapist
Report to your local church
Report to your local Police department
It's going down
Weird times
We've always been in
Weird times
It's just now making sense
Stop and frisk at your local department store
It's always a risk when you walk out
I wish I had button eyes and a red felt nose
Shaggy cotton skin and just one set of clothes
Sitting on the shelf of a local department store
With no
I wish I had button eyes and a red felt nose
A shaggy cotton skin and just one set of clothes
Sittin' on a shelf in a local department store
With
it out for the kipper
I tend to think
that's on the lowball
I got a scope and it glow neon
She got my sword in her Telfar
Hit up the local department
Fluke in the matrix
Try new Fluke Perfume
For your escape from reality
Douse yourself in a layer of irony
Fluke Perfume
Available at your local
I wish I had button eyes and a red felt nose
Shaggy cotton skin
And just one set of clothes
Sitting on a shelf in a local department store
With no
clean
The supermarket and the drug store and the bars all doing well
Now they were the folks that made America famous
Our local fire department
talked about me
Family members had doubted
They thought I would end up dead from fighting snakes in the county
Survived the local sheriff department
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