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ain't no latte-drinking tree hugger
On that, you can rely
I'm a bonafide American
I'm Larry the Cable Guy

I was with this girl the other day that put

Friends With Tractors

Rodney Atkins

It's America

2009

end loaders, bush hogs, post hole diggers
Need them, got to have them

I believe I do know one actor
Is Larry the cable guy an actor?
Oh well, he's

A Letter to Shania Twain

Larry the Cable Guy

A Very Larry Christmas

2004

900 talk dirty girls.

Love in Christ,
Larry the cable guy

Hey, this is Larry the Cable
Guy and I just got
A little problem about Christmas and
You know what it
Is? Visiting relatives what is it
About

to
Hear her freaking bitch

Hey, this is Larry the Cable Guy
And you just bought my Christmas album!
I hope you enjoy it
And get a lot of laughs!

passing up hazards
Stand to the standard
I'm Larry the Cable Guy on a farm that's
Bouta harvest
All the garbage
That you brought in
You my target
And
I'ma

Woke
Woah
Got to shut the door
Because I'm about to go in, go in this whore
Okay, I have the same birthday as Larry the cable guy
Woah, I've been

hit me in the face
So I wrote him down a list of things I hate:
I hate Larry the Cable Guy
The way cucumbers taste
People actin' tough and girls
That

Larry the cable guy get her done
Call me Forrest Gump got his ass on the run
Got the golden nine nigga James Bond

still walk around
Like I'm rooting tooting who's
Larry The Cable
Guy's electric man? Go away wearing hide
My erection pants grabbed a bottle, started

though
She know what I'm hitting for
Catch me on the road I'm in and out just like I hit and go
Call that hit-and-run
Larry cable guy I get her done
Hotter

Seven

Tyler, the Creator

Bastard

2009

the Marriott, Cable guy like Larry
Peter Pan in my youth, fucking fairies
I'm using my tooth bait to get that bitches teeth paste
Fuck it, Odd Future some

was time to start running

Suzie told me not to worry
It was her cable guy Larry
Even though I was real scary
I ate her juices and berries

When he came

Asparagus Singers: Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Lean and mean green machine!
Larry-Boy! Larry-Boy!
Out of sight, veg-o-mite!
Larry-Boy!
Lead Vocalist: Who

my prints will come
Larry: Where's the printer cable?
Petunia: Someday we'll find more of
Together: Adhesive shipping labels
Ohhhh...Where have all

too

Larry got no money but he really likes Chinese
He orders Moo Goo Guy Pan but he can't afford to sneeze
And when he doesn't pay the bill the waiter

I Remember Larry

Weird Al Yankovic

Bad Hair Day

1996

Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door 
Well, he always was the neighborhood clown 
Like the time he pulled my pants off 
And he took those

the jumper cables
The problem is you didn’t get that it was just a favor
Nothing in return, simply being kind
You think you really deserve a tip well you lost

Moyda

Adam Sandler

What's Your Name

1997

Schnine 
He's a pretty good guy 
He's nice to his neighbors 
You can count on him to buy your school candy bars 
He's a real nice guy 
He's

I had a possum
His name was Larry Sue
He went the market for me
Every afternoon
If I just leave him list
Larry Sue's my guy
Larry Sue he looks out

Well, uh huh
I just wanted to get some information on
The Hustler 30 cable-telephone
Service center?
How much it cost for a minute? I want
A minute

Once I had a pretty girl,
her name, it doesn't matter.
She went away with another guy
and now he won't even look at her.

Hats off to Larry,
he broke

paper
Got brothas that erase you they got led just like at staples
And y'all know i been that guy just like larry wit dat cable
And y'all know i'm wit my

Hats Off to Larry

Del Shannon

The Rock 'N' Roll Era: 1961

1995

Once I had a pretty girl
Her name it doesn't matter
She went away with another guy
Now he won't even look at her

Hats off to Larry, he broke