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'round while we tourin'

She said she'd never kiss her best friend
Baby that don't make you a lesbian
Say you ain't ever had this
Say you don't smoke

prolly love me if I had a better job
She'd prolly love me if I drove my own car (Skrrt)
She'd prolly love me if I was a superstar
She'd prolly love me if I

Uncle Harry
Got a bit gay and longed to tarry
This, Aunt Mary couldn't quite allow
She lectured him severely on a number of church affairs
But when she'd

I Showed Her

Alabama

Southern Star

1989

She told me I should straighten up my ways or she'd be walkin' out
I guess I was just too blind to see or maybe just too proud
So I never thought

My Sister

Tindersticks

Tindersticks [II]

1995

think he recognized her. 
My sister had put on a lot of weight from being in a chair all the time. 
She'd get me to stick pins 
And stub out cigarettes

be getting mad (O oh)
She'd never, can't handle that
Can't be getting mad
She'd never, can't handle that

And if I only could i'd make a deal with God

other guys
She was really truly sorry, but if I make some money then maybe she could be with me
She'd talk to her father who owned a boat on the water

So

survived

And she'd tell us stories
That when
They had her look
Through the
Dead people's luggage
You know
For gold or jewelry
Or money or diamonds
Or that

take for granted good health
My Aunt Val taught Me
Stay True & Be Yo'Self
My Uncle Wash taught Me
Work & Pray for Gods Help
My Uncle Bobo taught Me
Get

of what she'd done

Once she had returned, Shizuka embraced her
Without hate or judgment
For Shizuka truly knew, what her lover didn't see
That she'd never

girlfriend.
Kind of always knew she’d end up my ex girlfriend.

She was my, my, my lover.
Maybe that’s where I went wrong.
(If i didn’t then I wouldn’t be

She'd always take away a piece of me
And her love i'd see, in my evening dreams
This thing we had was so surreal to me
Like a live fantasy, controlled by

Oh whoa whoa
Oh oh
Yeah yeah
Oh no no no
Whoa whoa whoa
Oh whoa
I wish my girl had common sense I wish she'd treat me right
Tries to pin it all on me

wanna whip that makes her feel like 
She's caught inside my ripple tide

I think she'd like me more if I had a luxury car
I think she'd like me more if I

(Cash)
She playing with balls, no 2k (Balls)
In the Wraith see the stars like it’s space (Skrt)
My wrist cold like a freezer (Cold)
Saint Laurent on my

didn't
Appear to have answers, anyway

The Versus Versace party she'd attended the
Night before our interview had
Yielded a plastic case filled with
M&M's

Why You Mad at Me?

Shaggy

Hot Shot Ultramix

2002

believe
You know she'd be with it in a minute if I did decide to hit it
Now you mad at me

Probably thought she was your friend
(My best friend, damn)

eight.

I'll be old and battle scarred.


And I wonder what she'd say if she was here today.

After all the things I said, well Yeah.

And I wonder what

at last she’d notice me
Then she’d see what I could be
Then at last she’d notice me
Then she’d see what I could be

But although I do my best
All that

The Real Is Back

Dave East

Kairi Chanel

2016

and straight crumble
Just know if your aunt had a dick she'd be your uncle
What your life like nigga mines is real
No if, mights, maybes, probably, wills
I

nigga
My team smoking that green
If you ain't seen me then you must be a lame, nigga
And I'll give you three shots hold this heat down
Shorty pussy so

evidently
When shorty met me she told me she'd let me
Fill in the blanks cause she be feeling Empty
1738 for the Remy
XO kiss it low off the Henny
Eye ball

For Women

Talib Kweli

Reflection Eternal

2000

they used to call her mother antie
She said no mrs.
Just antie
She said if anybody ever called her antie
She'd burn the whole goddamn place down
I'm over

I F****d My Aunt

T-Pain

The Wack Album

2013

clothes
We opened some wine and laughed like kids
She told me funny things that her and my mom did
But then my uncle called and she had to go
And twelve