Lyrics:
The Cast (in order of appearance [roughly]):
KING ARTHUR : Graham Chapman
PATSY : Terry Gilliam
GUARD #1 : Michael Palin
GUARD #2 : John Cleese
I’m on guard
I’m on guard
I’m on guard
*see this guy how far*
I’m on guard
I’m on guard
I’m on guard
*guy how far*
I’m on guard
I’m on guard
I’m
Wan bi, hmmm, ahh ahhhhhh
Ten toes for ground
Anytime kele come i dey on guard o, on guard
Who go break this disembark
Gucci and dior na different
Get your guard down, get your guard down
Get your guard down, get your guard down for me
Get your guard down, get your guard down
Don't hold
You got a house in the desert
Got a house by the sea
You got everything you wanted
Yeah
Everything but me
You let your guard down
Baby, let
I've been staying in Chicago
But I'm coming back tomorrow
You're seeing someone, I'm not though
And that feels really awful
Don't let your guard
My Guard up
My Guard up
My Guard up
I can't help but keep my guard up
I can't trust them keep my guard Up
Gotta stay focused keep my guard Up
They
Off guard off guard
Coming to my block don't be off guard
Shawty chasing bags, she want Goyard
Off guard off guard
Off guard off guard
Coming to my
and
everything, sir!
The Brian in Jail Scene
(BRIAN wakes up with a smile on his face to find himself being dragged along a
cell corridor by TWO GUARDS
Hmm!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
On guard!
Defend yourself!
Movin' right on you, baby!
On guard!
Defend yourself!
Down to get down, (down!) baby
Hmm!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
On guard!
Defend yourself!
Movin' right on you, baby!
On guard!
Defend yourself!
Down to get down, (down!) baby
so very suddenly
And it was almost legendary
Nyami-nyami raised his fearful head
His fearful head
On guard
On guard
Nyami-nyami raised his fearful
Policeman in the street...
Policeman in the street...
Policeman in the street...
Policeman in the street...
Look the guard, the seatead guard
Look
them you mother fucker.
Security Guard: Raleigh.
Raleigh: Yes.
Guard: This is the deal.
Raleigh: Yes, what is the deal?
Guard: You either cool it
Hmm!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
On guard!
Defend yourself!
Movin' right on you, baby!
On guard!
Defend yourself!
Down to get down, (down!) baby
I'm bout to fall
You're not to blame, it's not your fault
I can't get out of my head
And if you're trying to guard your heart
Hope that works out, Don't
(Hello?)
Hello, it's '91. Buckle up, guard your grill!
(Har what the fuck?)
Has this ever happened to you?
Can you name this tune?
These victims
Outlet outlet outlet
Four high four high
Nah clear out clear out
Point guard
They pick and i pop
Point guard
Im jus dishing that rock
Point guard
I
When I see you again, I'll make a phone call
And talk to anyone who picks up
When I see you again, I'll be on guard
Act like it didn't mean that
need
I do
You wait and see
Once my guard come down you gon’ see it was worth it yeah
Putting my, putting my
Putting my guard down, my guard down
Putting
just doing me
You are me caught of guard doing something
Like we ain't caught of guard doing nothing
You are me caught of guard doing something
Like we
guard down
Give it a chance, second time round
Or will I lose
I keep my guard up
I don't let you in cause I keep my guard up
I can't let you win so I
Guard Your Heart
Oh, be careful little eyes what you see
Oh, be careful little eyes what you see
For the Father up above
Is looking down in love
Oh,
some harm?
These pussies trying to hit me like I'm motherfuckin' yarn
So I'm always on guard, always on guard
In the 4th I score like imma fuckin' point
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