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[Egoraptor (as Link):]
Hey, it's Link. I'm back, and I'm sailing on a ship
[Danny Sexbang (as the King of Red Lions):]
I'm the King of Red Lions!

And I don't know all the new Pokemons

[Brock (Egoraptor):]
Yo bro, I can help you with that

[Ash Ketchum (Danny Sexbang):]
Hey Brock! I'll do all

plots
Guests, please introduce yourselves and tell us the plots of your games
[Burger Time Chef (Egoraptor):] I'm the chef from Burger Time! I make-a

[Egoraptor:]
1 2 3, I gotta go pee

[Danny Sexbang:] 
Woah, woah, sorry to interrupt this amazing rap Egoraptor
But we're out of time for this album

[Announcer (Egoraptor):] This week on the Atari Mystery Hour, the Pong Paddle Puzzle!

[Johnson (Danny Sexbang):] Chief! Looks like we've got

[Egoraptor:]
It was a beautiful day, and everyone was excited
There was a picnic and the whole Nintendo crew was invited
Luigi stood up and said

[Dracula (Egoraptor):]
It was a dark and spooky Halloween night
When I, Dracula thought that I would invite
All of my freaky friends, who were there

[Egoraptor:]
Hey, Kirby's in Dreamland, gonna eat all your shit!
Including you!

Yo, Dreamland's where it's motherfucking at
Seeing Dedede eat food

[Narrator (Egoraptor):] Once upon a time in 1982
There were four young ghosts who lived under the iron fist of Pacman
[Blinky (Egoraptor):] He just

asses...
Today our topic, like always, is games with simple plots

[Egoraptor:]
Hi, I'm Sora from Kingdom Hea-

[Danny:]
No! You shut your mouth! I'm

I Choose You to Die

Starbomb

Starbomb

2013

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party, gotta catch 'em all!
Smell my balls!

Yo what up, b****, I'mma tell you a tale
'Bout how Ash

[Intro:]
[Egoraptor:] Hey, Ken
[Danny Sexbang:] What's up, Ryu?
[Ego:] You know I think you're a fucking dick right?
[Dan:] Yeah?
[Ego:] Well, I

[Egoraptor:]
Hello, everyone!
I... am Egoraptor.
And welcome to the first album of
STARBOMB!
A holy-shit-amazing new band I created with these guys:

[Kratos (Egoraptor):]
I am Kratos, The Destroyer
I'm the harbinger of death
All of the Gods tremble before me
As they draw their final breath
In my

[Luigi (Danny Sexbang):] Wow, Mario! Our band is sounding great!
[Mario (Egoraptor):] I agree, Luigi! We just need a lead singer to take our songs

[Johnny Cage (Egoraptor):]
Hey
Welcome to Mortal Kombat High School
You're the new transfer student from Street Fighter High, right?

[Ken Masters

[Creeper (Egoraptor):]
Strolling, down the street, the square street
A fair sheet of square sleet below my feet
Creeper's what they call me, but even

[Link (Egoraptor):]
"Aw yeah
It's me, Link again, baby
That's right I'm back!
Last time I quested for Zelda I got a little off track
But now my

help
So I hired Doc, he once trained an elf
Named Little Mac so now, I believe in myself!
[Doc (Egoraptor):] I'm Doc, hi!
This bitch is gonna die!
His

guests. 
Would each of you please say who you are, and give a brief summary of the plot of your game?

[Pac-Man (Egoraptor):]
YES HELLO MY NAME IS PAC-MAN

[Nook (Egoraptor):]
Oh, shit, let's play Animal Crossing now
Come on everybody I'll show you how
Now listen real close, I'ma tell you the sitch
Cause