Lyrics:
at me now
I'm just a dishwasher at home (ay dishwasher dishwasher)
And my sisters aren't always home
So its just me and my mom
So you gotta listen to me
down (no vacancy)
I've been searchin' 'round the town (no vacancy)
No apartment to be found (no vacancy)
On my dishwasher's pay (can't find a place
The dishwasher's dirty and the sink is all full
It's almost 12:30, laundry I forgot to fold
And I can't tell the difference
Between what's clean and what's not
I'll
the dishwasher
Taking the knives out
Emptying the dishwasher
After every dirt is gone
Emptying the dishwasher
Hope that everything is forgotten now
You told me I
Good quality freezer, good dryer
I love great dishwashers
How to take care of the ones you already have
I love appliances
I really love 'em
Appliance
fear
And now the words you're saying
Are not the words I hear
'Cause I hear
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
Oh yeah
That's what I hear
Purple Monkey Dishwasher
stains, we should get to washing it
Oh yeah shawty back that game and she not just talking it, yeah
Wash it, rinse it, repeat it
Run your dishwasher when
so handy, you already know
I'll fix your plumbing when your toilets overflow
I'm so handy, I'll bring you up to code
When your dishwasher's about
Dishwasher's so big, when I'm pissed off
I can just toss a flying saucer in it
This shit's awesome, yeah, fuckin' elevator
Living in a house with a fuckin'
up, wrinkled on his eyes on his Don Ramon tears
Parece que gusanos le metió a las Orejas josé the dishwasher con savacos de la rana rainbow chemical
Hey dishwasher
Hey dishwasher
Hey dishwasher
Washing dishes in the sink
All the bubbles
Time to think
Getting dishes off the table
Getting them
a dishwasher I hate my fucking job
Then they bent me over turned me round and made me drown
The fruit flies are breading and
I have been breathing them deep
never do miss your complaining, and the dishwasher always gets run
But I can't reach the whiskey without you, so I'm finding new ways to have fun
Lord
I won't dare use the dishwasher
I'll scrape off leftover sentiments
I'm the type to use my bare hands
And feel the soggy remnants
Maybe if I scrub
promise me it wont happen again
its leaking all over the floor
the dishwasher sabotage
you never seem to leave the house
my kids wave at you and forget who
Pull the car in till you hit the laundry
Boxes from our old house piled high
Breathe in dishwasher's scent
Parked out by the dryer vent
I was born
i started to cry
You tell me I look ugly
You tell me I look like my Tio
I like you
My dishwasher hands looked ugly
I looked at my hands
I had water in
a freak? they're laughing at my jean shorts
Those Marylin Manson girls they're laughing at my jean shorts
Feeling fucked in my dishwasher shoes
So fucked in
table has content, how about yours?
She said today I'll wear diamonds instead of my pearls
You know these glasses are empty, the dishwasher's full
the dishwasher
Thought I'd multitask cus the salt was low and
Thinking bout the time when I never
Ahhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhh
Na na na na na
I'm so houseproud
Na na na na
don't know why he's freaking
The hell is a rocket league?
My dishwasher's screaming, my head must be dreaming
Why can't I eat cake with this beak?
I have
the dishwasher?
Who bought the dishwasher?
Who hangs their coat on the wrong hook?
Who leaves the fridge door open too long?
Who does all the ironing...?
Who does
Quiet and lonely
Now that you're gone
My sole company
The dishwasher's hum
And for a full cycle
I'm not the only one
Yeah for a full cycle
I'm not
Now the whisk needed
A shower
I'm so in love
With Eleanor
I'm so in love
So Eleanor Schulzenbach
Put him into a dishwasher
And closed the door
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