Search results for 'dane cook'

even know what you running for
Dane Cook, got damn you's a funny boy

Hot damn can't breathe
Weed fuckin' strong
My man roll trees, like a fuckin log 
I

Zolanski
I am the ultimate Svengali!
Bitches know they can't catch me, word to Charli
You ain't fuckin' with the kid, Dane Cook and Barney
You can be

Ladies and Gentlemen, put you hands together for Dane Cook, come on!

*cheers and claps*

Yeah! Keep it going for the comics you've seen tonight.

By a round of applause, How do you feel?
*cannot decipher* for Dane Cook!
What's happenin'?
Sit, everybody sit. We have to make sure we're okay.

Best Believe

Pete Rock

NY's Finest

2008

hustle my flows like weed you know the bags got bigger
Nigga! Boy a puss
If the pen run outta ink I kill another octopus
Got the house like Dane Cook

the diamonds in your chain look
Funnier than Dane Cook, you hit the Sufi
I am to fly, in the booth I 
Make joke of them, I ain't the richest nigga but I ain't

Joke's on You

Fabolous

From Nothin' to Somethin'

2007

wanna see the anger Fab tell'em

[Chorus]

[Verse 2: Fabolous]
Mane look, the diamonds in your chain look
Funnier than Dane Cook, you hit the Sufi

comes to taking lives
I steal like Dane Cook
Bitch, take a look, you know it’s in a book
Even LeVar Burton’s Roots get shook

Ah, ah, you can call me

what though I stayed put
Till it wasn't funny anymore like Dane Cook
Out of, sync out of touch, I should probably give it up but
I'm a lover not

Now we're just friends like Dane Cook and Jamie Palamino
Saddle up on nightmares
Race at Los Alamitos
And don't cook this raw style
No god you don't

I'm gone
And You know how Dane cook, im in the kitchen ovens on
And My only goals to stay right on top like Parmesan
But I still gotta lock in until my

You're a backstabbing, sneaky two-faced crook 
I fucking hate you like Dane cook 
You're a two-timing midget I know you stole my weed
Don't think

grave
Brett Micheals was poisoned
Chuck Norris killed Dane Cook with a right hook
Kid Rock broke his cock
Russel Brand broke his hand
Pauly Shore is no

the trash without leaving a trace 
If you don't know me take a good look 
She took a video of me coming on her Facebook

Dane Cook, yeah he a joke 
But so is

in any bar or any city 
I don't care its all the same, I've seen it before

She keeps me laughing like she's Dane Cook, 
Built like Jessica Rabbit but

like comedians but that
Ain't a great look
The fact is they about as
Fucking funny as Dane Cook
I had to come back
They were hoping I still would
To give

And then when we're done fuckin'
I'll go on your Facebook
And I'll find out you got
Chlamydia from Dane Cook
Well that explains just why your
Pussy didn't

embarrassed
But it's OK because you have a tiger
Dane Cook, Dana Carvey, Dana Kuehr
That was a girl I used to date in high school
And suicide, thank you! Bye!

Dents
Who can never face it no
I'm frivolous
You're amenities, cause you're basic dough
Brain mush, keep my circle tight like Dane Cook
Pay me for

She don't talk much but when she do
She don't ever tell a lie she the truth
5'2 attitude 10 foot add 2 she don't ever sleep she can't stay put Dane

But they think it's a joke when I'm dogging one hit wonders
So I aim at greater danes to cook
Now can you smell me?
I can't leave a stone unturned in

it mean private plane
I'm a dog and I'm ballin' like Luol Deng
I mean a Great Dane

(Veno the Builder)
(Veno gon' cook up, he mix the ingredients)

shit, get crunk oo oo (Oh god damn)
What a wonderful day
Singing the song where the anteater's graze
Little tasty croissant, and I cook ya like Dane
Tying

a Great Dane
All hits
Give her brick and told her cook this
Give a fuck on how you look bitch
All hits
Yeah snow money got a new verse what you call this