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is nervous large
You could tell by his Blooming room service charge
Dark and tall to boot
The only thing was wrong was he was bald as a coot
Used

is a tin
Where I store all my fruit
That's me as a baby
I was bald as a coot
This little statue
It came as a pair
But don't go in there

Don't go
Into

Sofa King

Danger Doom

The Mouse and the Mask

2005

service charge
Dark and tall to boot
The only thing was wrong was he was bald as a coot
Used to rent a van from Peter Pan to red and tan
And keep

both dug up for flats

We're deaf as posts, we're bald as coots
We're blind as bleeding bats
It's Eddie's 'Hey There Lonely Girl'
But 'hey there

hardened hearts clotting
With detritus, mangled branches
& shorn shingles, mistakes & reckonings,
Otters, coots, and mallards displaced
Rain-soaked refugees