Lyrics:
she's been humming cheating songs
And I don't like that fat guy around
No, I don't like that fat guy around
I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
She
the quitting's good
‘Cause it's always one as bigger
There'll be one guy with a faster eye
Who's lighting on the trigger.
Let me tell you son
Buy a real fast gun
down to her underwear
she even grew a beard
but most guys weren't impressed with that
they all thought that was weird
Verse 3:
Lisa is a maniak
she cut
special trip
To commune with Mother Nature on a big wooden ship
We took a taxi to the river in case any places were free
There was an old guy with
No we ain't gonna take it
Unless it's from a Doberman pincher (well maybe not exactly)
(Take two) no, okay, oh
Ladies and gentlemen
For your
that beard and long hair"
So I just left, went back outside, sat down on that curb, an I thought to myself
That's the house of the Lord, that guy's
I like the pretty boys with the bow tie
Get your nails did, let it blow dry
I like a big beard, I like a clean face
I don't discriminate, come
white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night
I saw it with my own two eyes
Not only were
that beard and long hair"
So I just left, went back outside, sat down on that curb, an I thought to myself
That's the house of the Lord, that guy's
Uhh yeah, uhh suck it
Oh fuck yeah, oh Shaggy
Uhh, this is why they call you '2 Dope', ain't it?
Uhh, fuck yeah
Uhh, take it out, take it out
You really mean Z, right?
No I mean Zed, like, like Zed Zed Top.
Zed Zed Top?
Yeah, you know the guys with the big long beards,
Well, except the guy
Johnny Weird Beard
Johnny Weird Beard
Went to see a shrink, asked what's wrong with me
I can spit straight and it burns when I pee
He didn't speak Spanish
ornaments rare
[Verse 2]
His beard flowed down to his knees so grand
Braided with beads from a far-off land
Each trinket a tale of wisdom and might
Bearly's
Some guys fall in love with one girl, I gotta fall for two
There's just so much loving that one heart's supposed to do
So I go around with my heart
Be next, Be NXT bE Different, Be weird
Be huggers, Be fireflies
Be mohawks, Be beards
Like no one, Like nothing
Like whatever, Like this
Like Asuka,
half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk
gaming that'll never make any money
I want guys in suits with beards and suits
And cooking shows with beards but cute
And suits and beards and fashion
ain't much left to offer
But I give my heart to you
I gave a beard and a head of hair
To a boot camp corporal with a barber's chair
At Camp LeJeune
love with her
Just as soon as she showed for a two o'clock date
And the clock said four of two
At four of two, I was staring into space
She was not
talk about facts
Dame made millions Even Jaz made some scraps
He could've made more But he didn't sign his contract
As far as street guys we was
I knew that I was really alone
[Chorus:]
Fall out
Fall out with all the leaders and guys
Fall out
Fall out with all the leaders and guys
I
Who's the guy with spikes of red?
With the big pointy thing on the top of his head
Carries around a sharp stone axe
Everyone fears his name so why
and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
We've been spending most our
I know a lot of folks who are extremely loyal
To a banjo or a nice guitar
But I prefer a greasy can of olive oil
With a broken broom handle by far
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