Lyrics:
Pots and pans got dinner plans
Cool in the breeze of the kitchen fan
Domestic paradisio
No one cares where you go
Toaster oven shiny new
Comes to point
Her name is Ted and she toasts my bread
And I love her yeah aye
I fell in love with a Toaster Oven yeah
Met her at a Walmart
She was a Breville Model
Lord my baby's got a toaster oven
Oh baby to bake my bread in
My baby's got a toaster oven
Lord to bake my bread in
You know I chose to just rise
All
one fresh out the oven
Hadda go harder, look a lil' closer
Couldn't see too far the day I pop up like toaster
Now I don't even bother, and no I won't
like a model from a poster
Things heating up just like a toaster oven
She said she wanna show me something, alright then
She smelling like a dozen roses
My toaster oven baking on this shake I'm awake yuh
Lil shake here and we ready to bake on this chocolate cake
I don't really wanna diss drake so
cross a tree over bag a bitch in a toaster oven
Slam dunk in pimping and her sister if she close enough
[Eightball]
Look over hear
Open up the door
cross a tree over bag a bitch in a toaster oven
Slam dunk in pimping and her sister if she close enough
[Eightball]
Look over hear
Open up the door
6ft fuck 12 we gone blow a dozen
Kashaveli burning more bread than a toaster oven
Know the struggle grew a plan get the bags made a couple
Work hard
pushing the button
Ain't got no toaster so I make my toast in the oven
Lump sum bring a tear to my eye like a onion
That's how I like it when I wake up
I
this is Gas House that I'm facing
Most these niggas want a M its a billion that I'm chasing
Keep a toaster this shit easy like a oven get to baking
I
Trapped and tied up in the toaster oven
I can't see too much - until the powdered
Jelly donut approaches and starts asking questions
He said sesame
and a friend
This is the first time he's
Turned into a crave
The Valium didn't work, she needed to twerk
So she filled up a bath
And dropped in a toaster
With
The Office
Choppin' the pizza the way I murder this beat
If we're talking cold pizza then let's turn up the heat
If it wasn't in the oven or just wasn't
guess that's why I'm buggin'
Just yesterday I was rappin with my brother and my cousin
If you had the stove or toaster on you couldn't use the oven
We
And I got a bruise
Turkey in the oven
And the buns in the toaster
I'll never take down
My Cheryl Tiegs poster
Wrap the turkey up
In aluminum
boy, no toaster
G and Tez got a SIG, but I'm no smoker
They just handin' chips to me, nigga, no poker
I'm with it, Young Money, Cash Money soldier
My
find a way to survive, shit is a miracle
We got mice in the crib and roaches in the toasters, rice in the fridge
Bread in the oven by the roaster
We be
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted 22 bucks,
but I talked
Today I found a thousand steaming
Hot dogs in my bathtub
Goat's head nailed to my door
There was voices chanting in the toaster oven
And I drove
in a toaster, because you're gettin toasted
Better yet an oven, because you're gettin roasted
Don't listen to your rhyme writers, cause yo, they souped
I'm capable
Of are unbelievable
In 10% I popped your head in a microwave
I'm into blenders now, so you better behave
Or put you in a toaster
Because
spreads in the room,
Like the cheesecake
That she baked for me
In the old toaster oven
You bought
Because you didn't have
Enough money to buy
The best
Dunder Mifflin
Playing the hand that I was dealt, not the chances that I'm given
Once you see my toasters empty then you'll know my bread has risen
Car
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