Lyrics:
Christmases every year and...
[Dave, speaking over Alvin]
Hey Simon, Theodore, what's he doing?
[Simon, speaking]
He's running for President.
[Theodore
Theo:
But if a monster came in the room tonight
What would we do? What could we do?
If he tried to make your hair turn white with fright
What would
[Intro: Solomon Childs]
Yeah, you know
Niggaz keep talkin' bout
Theodore this, and Theodore that
Niggaz need to stop worryin' about the Theodore
Every year and
Hey Simon, Theodore, what's he doing?
He's running for President.
Yeah, President.
Really? Well isn't that president?
Did
and a biscuit – a Kingston Foreshore
I told Bruce about my idea and invited him to join me
I said, "It's your Call, well, I'm gonna do the Harold Holt and get out
and quote this
No average white boy, my style's too ferocious
Puff trees on the block and I've slept with the toasters
Dug out Janet, jacked off
like Melo
Keep a couple OG shooters called Melo
And if you only fuck with white dudes (aw hell naw!)
Well fuck it, I could be your fellow
Only black
let Nine out, hairpin trigger, let Nine out
Four birds in the trap like four wings at Harold's
With fries covered in mild sauce
Every time a nigga
hang out in cemeteries
This is not Harold and Maude
I have so many songs
About
Old dead white men
I should have
An old dead white man convention
You know Doeskii made the beat
Smoking white runts
Got me high as a kite
Selling all these drugs
This one helluva night
Vito got the bottle
Majai got
When she's Eva and I'm Charlie
Aka the perfect match
We just finished up a 4 some
Me her keif and wax
I should write a book on that pussy
Like Theodore's
through the friendly skies flying United
There's a party over here and everybody's invited
The headliners is Theodore and everybody's excited
Fuck
a party over here and everybody's invited
The headliners is Theodore and everybody's excited
Fuck that, 'bout time we took it back to the block
The task
That white Hennessy, then I smash the booth
A real superstar, check out the booty y'all
Red and white green hair, that's Gucci pah
Look how the jacket
Elizabeth Warren tells us so
Trump voters are racists and xenophobes. Harold Myerson tells us so
Trump voters are racists and xenophobes. Harold Myerson tells
knees and look up at a star
Remember being broke, wishin' on a star
Out the mud no one givin' us a star
White gold, iced out, Audemars
Foreign car,
make it rough!
"Wrong nigga to fuck with!"
"Wrong nigga to fuck with!"
It's on, "Gone With the Wind"
And I know white men can't dunk
Now I'm
I'm tired of getting Pist-on I'm Joe Dumars
Reaching out to y'all like, “Joe we gotta Du mar”
Stuck in white castles like we Harold and Kumar
Kumar
a drink
"What? No beer?"
How strange
Maybe it's a sign
"clright, uh... I'll just take a sparkling wine"
"Red or white, sir?"
"Uh... white"
"cre you
and a cheater' but she's wrong 'cause I'm Scorpio
It's White Collar Harold yo
I hate this part of the beat
It makes me wanna have a toaster bath, toaster bath
She
the flyest nigga of the school year
Cracking cards is a Chi-Town thing
Next to Harold's and the White Sox
In the land of the nine millis and white rocks
What
a T-Rex
Your well advanced connect dance with thoughts
Deep like Barry White's throat box
The fix you done copped was mixed
Patrol high tower, my power
a T-Rex
Your well advanced connect dance with thoughts
Deep like Barry White's throat box
The fix you done copped was mixed
Patrol high tower, my power
Them fairy tales you tell in your rounds
Will have a shell in the pound
Split your melon to the white
Meat with no melanin found
I could push your
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