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Straight White Male 
By default I'm an asshole
Straight White Male 
With my right cheek on the asphalt 

They ain't see me up at five

might cut you a deal. I dont give a shit about what you think or what you feel. Thats my birth given right as a cis straight white male and let me tell

everything I do
I'm straight, I'm white and I'm a male, too
No disadvantages, I'm upper middle class
I'm not a religious minority, but alas!
How can I go on in

Chewing the ear off her manager
Meanwhile I'm outside unwillingly being supplied
With late night tales from straight white males

Listening
Everybody's

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican,
straight, white, American male.

Gay bashin', black fearin',
poor fightin', tree killin', regioal

you been thinking
Hows a straight white male in 2018 bitching
You're making me the villain by demonizing my race
For things I didn't do and decisions

her if I can tell she's into it
Straight, white male aware of my privilege
Just ask the African children on my Tinder pics
So what if I never did

[Intro]
Pastor Donkey your mic is on

[Verse 1]
I appear to be America’s worst nightmare, it’s true
I’m a straight white male and don’t even slight

made furious
I'm a straight white male
That's gay as fuck
Guys say I'm cute? I say: "What's up?"
Man, good for you, man, live your life
Man, I love pussy

can't say what? Really, says who?
Every word that I say lives after me
So, even death can't cancel me, yah!

Straight white male, leave it up to some

white male got privilege
Cuz it helps me out with the other white piglets
Getting pulled over now I'm in trouble
Pull up to my car she still rumble

or a him
And occasionally a them but only under one thing
You're only a they them if you are a conjoined twin
Who are you to speak you're a straight white

, right, and straight 
Did you just say you’s’a white male, right, and straight?
Hell yeah. Whites built the United States 

Where it’s at?  
Where’s

think youre just upset because you're a straight white male,
Get your white picketed fence privilege out of here,
Youre not oppressed, youre life isn't

this song is overrated
But that don't make what your
Doin' any less appropriatin'

'Cause your both straight white males
And it's so infuriatin'
How you

the patriarchy

Add wool of bat and one small, white snail
Then the left testicle of one straight, white male
Reduce heat, simmer, and serve when done
Remaining

white male top of the chain 
Believe in everything you read
Freaks and misfits step aside 
This uniform will take the lead 
Stupid little faggot man

ladies
That was misogynistic
Opposite of a boy who wants to wear lipstick
That doesn't mean he's gay, so grow up
I'm a straight white male and I can wear

Well I'm a straight white male from the USA
I led a hella charmed life from the very first day
My mother and father taught me right from wrong
Picked

You
Master of the universe
Cis straight white male middle class
You explaining like you know it all
And I find it impossible to care
You
Master

first
My superpower’s making happiness hurt
Damn, I am dramatic
Is the phrase drama queen problematic?
I’m a straight white male in a bright red state

teeth with no apology
Prejudicial transphobic toxic homophobia 
The patriarchal straight white male utopia 

New world new world order

Infiltrating

I've seen the games you play
And I'm wishin' you'd go away
No there's something I must find
Explain the reason why
I jus' lie

--straight white male

spotted you in a girly bar
You know I love a straight white male
Who can make a mean Molotov cocktail
But don't ask me for an ego inflation
When you're just