Lyrics:
Princeton:
Say, Kate, can I ask you a question?
Kate Monster:
Sure!
Princeton:
Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs?
Kate Monster:
Uh huh.
[NICKY]
Help the homeless!
Help the homeless!--
Oooh! Hey Princeton!
(sung)
Give me a quarter!
Here in my hat!
Come on, Princeton,
It's
Nicky:
Help the homeless!
Help the homeless!
Ooh! Hey Princeton!
Give me a quarter!
Here in my hat!
Come on, Princeton!
It's as easy as that!
PRINCETON
Say, Kate, can I ask you a question?
KATE MONSTER
Sure!
PRINCETON
Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs?
KATE MONSTER
Uh
[BRIAN]
Princeton!
[PRINCETON]
Yeah.
[BRIAN]
Listen, buddy, nobody's seen ya for two weeks. What's up with that?
[PRINCETON]
I went
Brian:
Princeton!
Princeton:
Yeah.
Brian:
Listen, buddy, nobody's seen ya for two weeks.
What's up with that?
Princeton:
I went to work for a temp
Princeton:
Purpose.
It's that little flame
That lights a fire
Under your ass.
Ha!
Purpose.
It keeps you going strong
Like a car with a full
Tank
But, I'm not another notch in your physics book
Mona mi, femme fatale
Goodbye
Princeton bells, I can't get the sound out of my head
Princeton bells,
building for you?
Kate Monster:
Was it you?
Christmas Eve:
No. It Princeton.
Kate Monster:
Princeton? For me?
Princeton:
You said you couldn't make your
It's always at sunset the Hope Princeton Road
You come to mind and that lightens my load
The darkness is gathering the clouds overhead
I'm
BAD IDEA BEAR number one
Take her home!
BAD IDEA BEAR number two
She's wasted!
BAD IDEA BEARS
Yaaaayyy!
KATE MONSTER
My God, Princeton
Bad Idea Bear #1:
Take her home!
Bad Idea Bear #2:
She's wasted!
Bad Idea Bears:
Yaaay!
Kate Monster:
My God, Princeton! Right there! Right there!
[Princeton]
What do you do with a B.A. in English?
What is my life going to be?
Four years of college,
And plenty of knowledge,
Have earned me this
should of went to Princeton
And we still getting to the chicken
The bitch ain't rented but the whip is
Thank God she listens.
She gon' pay me to pay
Princeton
He likes me
I think he likes me
But does he "like me"
Like me
Like I like him?
Will we be friends,
Or something more?
I think he's
Bring 'em out! Bring em out!
Here comes the Princeton Vikings y'all!
Get on your feet!
Put your hands together!
Princeton Vikings!
Let's Go!
Here we
plan again!
PRINCETON:
I wish I could go back to college.
In college you know who you are.
You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God!
I am totally
PRINCETON:
Why does everything have to be so hard?
GARY COLEMAN:
Maybe you'll never find your purpose.
CHRISTMAS EVE:
Lots of people don't.
for something else
From Princeton to the city
Now trippin all the way to the city
I stand in the corridor
I got too many things on me
Staring
a meal plan again!
PRINCETON
I wish I could go back to college.
In college you know who you are.
You sit in the quad
and think, "Oh my God!
I am
people?
BRIAN
Ready!
GARY COLEMAN
Ready!
ROD
Ready!
TREKKIE MONSTER
Lemme hear it!
(sung)
GUYS
The internet is for porn.
PRINCETON
PRINCETON
Why does everything have to be so hard?
GARY COLEMAN
Maybe you'll never find your purpose.
CHRISTMAS EVE
Lots of people don't.
H-town I call him Whitney
Wet throat I give the best top
Head be on Princeton
Pussy addictive he write me letters
Got good diction
And some good dick
Type
Christmas Eve:
How much do we get?
Princeton:
Boy, it's not very much at all, is it?
Brian:
Never say never, Princeton, there's still
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