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with one hand
He is just a nasty old man
Farts all day, just to mark his own land
The gutter, motherfuckers
No properties, just a handful collected
with one hand
He is just a nasty old man
Farts all day, just to mark his own land
The gutter, motherfuckers
No properties, just a handful collected
a thirty-one-year-old
Grown man, damn
Got a mortgage on my name
And a full-time job
My health kind of sucks
And I got a dad bod
My stocks are looking grim
My retirement
back up off
Hey, hey, hey old man, don't start
Yeah, life's been good but you're an old fart
Ready man, I'm ready
Yes I need to know it seems quite petty
Red card draw the line in the sand
Quick bars that I wrote on my hand
Push start no keys in sedan
How far I have come as a man
Old fart just like
god man
In the city of good ol' farts
In the city, the city of Nick Crompton
We keep it fartin', we keep it fartin'

Shake your, shake your fart
Shake
nothing but fresh pastures and fields, and here we go [long fart]
Gary phelps: oh man...
Dr. stewart: -- that was you,
Gary phelps: that was not me, sir!
fi come juck me
A neva me tell yuh gyal fi deh with me
A neva me tell yuh gyal sey fi wah me
You have some man dem a old fart
Dem a sky lark
How dem
fi come juck me
A neva me tell yuh gyal fi deh with me
A neva me tell yuh gyal sey fi wah me
You have some man dem a old fart
Dem a sky lark
How dem
I mean Mercedes, man what a stiff old dull fart's republican shit car
Sick of hearing you preach to the poor like before, 
Only now you're a coward,
will be there
Doctor Feelgood too, ooh
No boring old farts 
No boring old farts 
No boring old farts
Will be there
Singing, no boring old farts
Feelgood too, ooh
No boring old farts, no boring old farts, no boring old farts
Will be there
No boring old farts, no boring old farts, no boring old
Feelgood too, ooh
No boring old farts, no boring old farts, no boring old farts
Will be there
No boring old farts, no boring old farts, no boring old
Feelgood too, ooh
No boring old farts, no boring old farts, no boring old farts
Will be there
No boring old farts, no boring old farts, no boring old
Man that was close
Shit

Let it out, I wanna hear it rip
Do me proud, don't you just let it sit
You may think your life is in fart's hands
a wedgie and a vomit, bottom and a snot
Stuff between your toes that tastes like rot
Burp and a boogie and a fart and a poo and a wee

Well this old man he
in a jar
And always remember, you can't trust a fart

Find you a woman, or Hell find you a man
Find one that loves you, just as you am
Don't pick one
gonna bark now
I think I gotta fart
Man I just farted, I think I'll take a sniff
That shit smell good, I think I gotta stiff
Walkin' in the dark now
Chapman
RIGHT HEAD : Michael Palin
OLD MAN : Terry Gilliam
HEAD KNIGHT OF NEE : Michael Palin
FATHER : Michael Palin
PRINCE HERBERT : Terry Jones
GUARD #1 :
a gangsta Yeah
I Keep Late
But i'm fart Yeah

I keep running
You're so far Yeah
I have cunning
Like a star Yeah

You keep fake
Not a gangsta Yeah
I Keep Late
Kan vi få de drinks i en fart
Dejlig mamacita du skal ikk' være sart
Fuld fart på det dansegulv
Klokken den er mange men vi' bare unge og dumme

Kan
Pappy with the Khaki sweatband
Bowed goat potbellied barnyard
That only he noticed, the old fart was smart
The old gold cloth Madonna
Dancin'
and a soda, carbonated
Make it pop! ...Cuz coping's hard
This ain't a youngin's soul to bargain, ain't a fucking old fart

I do it all like an old man, raw like
you're feeling tart
Turn you into a pack blow it like a fart
I'm the Martian man stay up in the stars
Piccolo my nigga he be going hard
Special beam cannon

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