Lyrics:
in the car
No, Virginia!
The light of Sunday morning showed the shame on Virginia's face
ct the Mineral Wells Baptist Church where she sang cmazing
The reason I'm fishin' 4 a new religion
Is my church makes me fall asleep
They're praising a God that watches you weep
And doesn't want you to do a damn
The reason I'm fishin' 4 a new religion
Is my church makes me fall asleep
They're praising a God that watches you weep
And doesn't want you to do a damn
The reason I'm fishin' 4 a new religion
is my church makes me fall asleep
They're praising a God that watches you weep
and doesn't want you to do a damn thing
Pastor:
Hey siter Bettie, sister Clara
And who is this? You new here, ain't you brother?
Willie D:
Yep
Pastor:
Well welcome to Mount Paid in
at the
First Baptist Church
Stranger standing in the door way as
They're passing out the dessert
He said, ''Go on pack your bags
I'm here to take you home
I'm
another life
Wednesday night supper at the First Baptist Church
Stranger standin' in the doorway
As they're passin' out the dessert
He said go
started payin more attention
Like hmm
Why my church can’t have music?
Like hmm
Why them Baptist over there could do it
Like hmm
What the fuck is a Buddhist?
Ha ha ha haa
Brothers and sisters we're gathered here today
To listen to a young man that's on fiiya
You sittin in the church wit reverend charlie
couches
Blowin' that smoke on Saturday night
A little messed up, but we're all alright
Baptist church parkin' lot, tryin' not to get caught
Take her
couches
Blowin' that smoke on Saturday night
A little messed up, but we're all alright
Baptist church parkin' lot, tryin' not to get caught
Take her
greedy pastors, jerks
Should never be allowed at Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta
So people be patient, I know this ghetto grammar
But I'm a street
switched church homes
The bishop was tweaking, and we was Baptist
So how you a bishop?
Like technically speaking
You drove a white Rolls
Me and my family was
Over past gels, crack sales, and blackmails
When your people get clocked it hurts
They quit thuggin, run and join a baptist church
We pushin white
life
Do what's right, learn today
Talk to God, learn to pray, aye
Jesus wept amen
My kin was raised up in the church
Granny said put em first
Watch em
come home
She'd call me everytime
With a brand new story about
The folks at church
And how they'd always sing too high
And she'd say
"Honey, I hate
That’s a fade away, I fade to gray, I’ll give you points another day
Feeling like I’m dunkin' now, life of John the Baptist
Twenty-one Tim Duncan now,
hard
Just so I'm clear if you try one of us
My boys'll deploy like the National Guard
Merkules my twin this that stomped out Chevy
Church, that's my
born.
Some birthday!
Ol' Sam put on a three cornered hat
And in a Richmond church he sat
And Patrick Henry told him that while America drew breath
see that cha back biting
You an insufficient fisherman
I don't see none in your boat HUH
Uhh I don't see none in your boat
NO NEW FISH, same ole folk
to party
And it costs money if you want to look
The Baptist Church is a highschool
My hairdresser, she gives me the news
Hey! It's not dark up here
[Shareefa Talkin]
Good evenin church, I'd like to welcome y'all to the new DTP community baptist church. Today I'll be
Speakin from the good books
Before I start making fun of the shit you might believe in.
You know, like, my mama always took me
To a Baptist church, which is cool,
But I went
I'm on the couch
Pouring Spade, doing backflips, yeah
So Slym, I do this shit for practice
I seen the devil go to church on a baptist
Sunday morning
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