Lyrics:
cheeks were rosy red
I ran upstairs, thought I was dreaming
And couldn’t go back to bed
I think my mommy’s Mrs. Claus
Cause Santa loves her so
She baked
Mrs. Claus tonight
I wanna be your Mrs. Claus tonight
You know it’s cold up in the North Pole so
Let me be your Mrs. Claus tonight
Looking right under
enforces all the laws
Let's give a round of applause for Mrs. Claus
Now let's give a round of applause for Mrs Claus
Let's give a round of applause for Mrs
[Parody of "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains Of Wayne]
Mrs. Claus has got it going on
Mrs. Claus has got it going on
Mrs. Claus has got it going on
Mrs.
Mrs. Claus must be so lonely every Christmas day
Cause her man is on the clock and miles and miles away
She does her best to put on one brave holly
Now everybody's heard of Mrs. Santa Claus
Everybody knows she's Santa's wife
Every Christmas Eve, she sits up all alone
An' waits till he gets
Dear Mrs. Claus
It's me, Kisos
I've been a good boy this year and I wanted to ask something special of you both
I hope you don't think I'm being too
with the mince pie, bro
One, two, leave Santa in the snow
Take Mrs. Claus right from him
Fuck her right under the mistletoe
Slippin' the baileys, I'm so
Yeah
This one's going out to a very special lady
at Christmas
Mrs. Claus
I write this letter to you
Cuz nobody else
Seems to understand you like I do
nobody gonna keep true love from callin' us
Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus
Honey, do you remember our first Christmas?
Standin' by that poor old Christmas
We gonʼ HO HO HO in the
Chimney tonight
We gonʼ lean yo slay just a
Little on itsʼ side
Santa Claus, Mr. Claus you
Ain't right
Youʼre the one
nobody gonna keep true love from callin' us
Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus
Honey, do you remember our first Christmas?
Standin' by that poor old Christmas
Do you know Mrs. Santa Claus a
Do you know Mrs. Santa Claus
She's important to the cause a
Cause she take care of Santa Claus
She's the woman in
whole year
Your little helper to spread this Christmas cheer
While Santa Claus gets toys out of his pack
Mrs. Claus nails scratch right down my back
Santa isn't coming so I wish him well
And while he's not around Mrs. Claus let's rebel
Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell
Imma be a naughty boy and kiss
presence
And I sent a letter
Telling Santa
Make it better
Should I write to Mrs. Claus also
Maybe she knows better
As far as love goes
So Mrs. Claus you got
gonna keep true love from callin' us
Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus
Honey, do you remember our first Christmas?
Standin' by that poor old Christmas tree
Christmas tree
Wanna be the Mrs. Santa Claus of your dreams
Down on my knees, satisfaction guaranteed
For Christmas, Santa, put me on the marquee
"Paris is
Who feeds the reindeer all their hay?
Who wraps the gifts and packs the sleigh?
Who's helping Santa every day?
Mrs. Santa Claus
Who keeps his
Who feeds the reindeer all their hay?
Who wraps the gifts and packs the sleigh?
Who's helping Santa every day?
Mrs. Santa Claus
Who keeps his
back to the past)
Down the flutes, in my boots
Now I'm covered in soot
Mrs. Claus will go mad (Mrs. Claus will go mad)
Mrs. Claus will go mad (Mrs
Mrs. Claus, only fans for the price of twenties xans
Snowcones fuck the molly, make this shit real fucking jolly
Heatstroke this bitch, give me
Mrs. Claus got a brand new truck
An F250 bright red
Haulin hay all over the place
Just to keep those reindeer fed
But it seems that she had
Last Christmas, You gave me some head
But the very next day, I wanted more
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to you, Mrs. Claus
I'm
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